Diversity win! The driver of the car with horny anime decals is a woman!

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

WHAT

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

this is making my brain short circuit

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

i would love to study you

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

i miss tunglr

might fuck around and scrub my following list and shit

Most feral people on Earth:

conversations with my sisters cat

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

you’re a genius holy shit

Raiden would kind of annoy me if I didn’t know that his appearance was specifically caused by a woman writing to Kojima that she likes metal gear but didn’t like playing as an “old man” and wanted to play as an attractive dude. Like he literally made the protagonist of this super serious military game a prettyboy solely because of this. Kojima said women’s rights

OK BITCH I SEE THAT THING….!

literally this image is making me react viscerally my brain has no clue how to process this. someone lovingly crafted raiden’s fat ass and posed him like this and it advanced feminism by 30000 years

his fucking EYELINER… the amount of conditioner this man uses

YES MAKE A SCENE YES YES CARDI B YES FUCK YO D P YES YES CUT IT LOOK AT THE HIPS LOOK AT THE HIPS

APPARENTLY HE LITERALLY CANONICALLY HAS A BIG DICKASBHVGYUIASHVDYSGKHFJGAVYUEJNGADWEBSGKFDH KOJIMA

op kept scrolling yhrough their blog for funny content and videos during our robotics meeting and lost their entire mind everytime they found this post

It’s because all of it is correct and should be preserved in the library of congress for its cultural significance

women’s rights.

Kojima sat down in his office one day and just decided to end misogyny and homophobia by designing raiden and his fat fucking ass

HIS GODDAMN THIGHS

the wiki lists this image as “Raiden’s custom cyborg body” so like he CHOSE this cake. they said “how big you want em” and he was like “just fuck my shit up”

HELLO KING….

Tumblr blue through the years.

computer illiteracy pride flag

who shrunk them. who the fuck shrunk them

hell ill make em even smaller if i want. the hell is anyone gonna do? you seen me?  maybe ill make you small next. how about that

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

Writing/drawing something INCREDIBLY SELF-INDULGENT

🅱rotherhood

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

me literally every day

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

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oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

dawn of the final day 24 hours remain