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howtobeamagicalgirl

technofinch

happy "last straw for me in my miserable life" monday

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zsnes

g4s0l1n3bl34chsh4rp13s

#they were playing frisbee

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zsnes

hey buddy i bet theres a chaos emeralds in your plate of vegetables maybe you should eat them all and. check under there for your friend sonic

zsnes

Maybe the chaos emerald is outside and you can go look for it while you play

#the chaos emerald is in the street #run out and get it quick

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deviledeggi

sovietnam

#to the pear wiggler with ye

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salty--sloth

fruitpilled-peachcel

gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

powerburial

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

tsunderrated

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

astraldemise

domt like that

astraldemise

girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

thebooknotthemovie

THAT WAS ONE TIME

astraldemise

it happened a few times

#I want my treasure planet ships >:(

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luidilovins

brigwife

were--ralph

literally one of my favorite posts on this site

#share the load #shireposting

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luidilovins

gertritude-art

i made one of those expression memes for fun!! anyone can use it if they want to ^_^

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

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endless---possibility

the real protagonist

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

emilybeemartin

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

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intj-confessions

assiraphales

I don’t like the theory that ferris beuller is just cameron’s imagination because it’s so much more fun to believe that there’s a highschool student endowed with trickster god level capabilities & knowledge of the fourth wall who drags his mentally ill best friend around bc he wuvs him