LGBTQ acronyms are so complicated these days. what the fck is WWDITS

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

the sensation that's sweeping the nation

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

“I’m becoming who I am and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever done.” Posted from the PostSecret website.

(important to note: the postcard includes a chemical formula pasted next to the message. the chemical is testosterone.)

see the thing is that mitski and hozier are exactly that good, its just that so many of their fans are all collectively competing for the most annoying people on earth award. and winning.

i say this all the time but im fucking right like hozier and mitski are actually geniuses and incredibly respectable and admirable artists with beautiful unique voices and evocative lyrics and moving instrumentals that just fucking tear at your heart and head. theyre so fucking talented and always have been, but their fans SUCK. so fucking bad. they suck ass so hard its unreal.

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

i hate whoever invented vaping so much only a truly vile person could make smoking that much more unhealthy n worst of all that sexless

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

Today’s Friday, though.

do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it

at least there is doing weird art projects on ur bedroom floor. at least there is that

(File 33-34: The Muse of the Elephant/ the Elephant in the Room)

Hey guys you should look at my acc for the alternate POV of this it’s equally as serious and angsty I swear

I've long had a stupid headcanon that jonah actually had another body very briefly between richard mendelson and james wright because as the seventies dawned he thought "I say, women have a few rights now, and I've always been sort of curious to see what it's like, maybe it's finally time to take a female host" so he did and was immediately doused with an ice bucket of gender dysphoria that he was completely unprepared for, leading to his messiest and most rushed body transfer ever. the two-month director eileen jackson who disappeared abruptly under mysterious circumstances has been a bit of an urban legend among institute staff ever since, they say you can still hear her voice echoing in the stairwells.

the magnus archives is the only fandom where you can say "remember worm sex guy" and ppl will nod and say "yeah"

The Last Tea Party

(File 22: The Secrets of The Woods)