Tiktoker: "like the designer was like 'men are craving business casual and tits- how can we merge the two?'"
men please please PLEASE give us more tit window action this year
hey man great eurovision performance your tits were great I mean your tits no I mean your tits no I mean your song was great
I just realized I dreamed @ayeforscotland helped me get into full kilt getup, with shoes and all
I do not know what this means, but like. Thanks?
Haddock is making the most of the fact that Tintin now has Chang as a photographer, because there is no way Tintin would have ever agreed to take these for him.
i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.
these are all different bands
i would love to argue with this but you will never fucking believe what i look like
war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all
im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.
I’m gonna renovate my guest bedroom so it looks really lived in. It’s got posters for like. Wolves and stuff on the walls. And a to do list that has stuff like “pay rent” “turn into dog” and I’m gonna put some scratch marks on the walls and the bed and a chain on the heater. And I’m gonna train the dog to sleep there so it really pulls off the whole effect. This is a really long con plan.
I discussed this idea with a classmate of mine and they pointed out that when i was looking for a room mate and said “you need to be out of the house every full moon and be okay with large dogs” they would surely assume that I was the werewolf in this mix and really this is just the beginning of my life as a weird tv sitcom.
It would be a great cover for your perspective roommate, an actual werewolf
I hope the recent wave of anti monarchism extends everywhere and not just England btw. Spain still has monarchs who do jack shit. Belgium too. And many other European countries that have blood all over the branches of their family tree.
Eviscerate them all. Feed the masses with their blood. Distribute the wealth to the whole country and break the crown to give its blood jewels back to the countries they exploited to get them.
i am not immune to finnish man going cha cha cha, i have eurovision brainrot
Werewolf commissions for Romulus_View on twitter! Really liked how these turned out 👉👈
You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them
Add the approximate number in the tags!! If you're wondering if something counts, drop a comment!
(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)
(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)
rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
If I’m ever gonna make a movie with cool weird alien features I’m first gonna ask the internet for weird, wonderful places on earth to look at for inspiration.
I’d like to contribute!
Namib-Naukluft Park in Namibia
Cave of Crystals, Mexico
Socotra Island, Yemen
Crooked Forest, Poland (look at their funky little trunks they look like they’re doing the Michael Jackson lean)
Stay with me, I don't want you to leave
This is forever what they'll be to me
Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language
i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english
“¡Gracias! ¡Lo odio!”
“Danke, ich hasse es.”
“Merci, je déteste”
Tak, jeg hader det.
Bedankt, ik haat het.
Спасибо! Я это ненавижу.
go raibh maith agat, is fuath liom é
どうも! それが嫌い。
411 Writing systems of standard forms of languages
.شکریہ! مجھے اس سے نفرت ہے
(shukriah! mujhay isay nafraat hai.)
kiitti! mä vihaan tätä.
תודה! אני שונא.ת את זה. Toda! Ani sone.t et ze
谢谢,我厌恶它!
Takk, jeg hater det.
Hvala, mrzim to.
Dankon! Mi malamas ğin.
teşekkürler! nefret ettim.
Tack, jag hatar det.





















