reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

life giver

life giver

NEW VIDEO: “Gays Attempting Jingle Bell Rock” - a few of my friends & i got into the holiday spirit the only way we know how… ENJOY!!

The Plastics are shooketh, I am shooketh

my wig found on mars after being snatched by watching this video

Gosh,,, this is amazing

the fucking STOMPS

dickens would either write amazing erotica or he’d spend too much time exaggerating the characters noses and foreheads to even compare their dicks to steam trains or something. just noses and foreheads bumping about the place.

Dickens would write TERRIBLE erotica, are you kidding me? His narrative voice would get in the way:

“‘My darling, I wish,’ said Mr Scruncheon, ‘to rail you,’ and indeed, his cock had reared up fearsomely as a Punjab tiger (though not, I should think, as yellow—but Mr Scruncheon was a man deeply afflicted with that sickness which causes the skin to tinge that unwholesome colour, so it is a certainty that while not as yellow as a tiger, Mr Scruncheon’s cock was a deal more yellow than it ought to have been)”

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

Can’t risk srry

fuck you asshole

hey guys guess what

I fucking swear to god

Unrecognized signs of abuse

This list includes signs I exhibited while being abused and afterwards, as well as signs I’ve seen other abused youth display, all of which are less commonly recognized for what they are: red flags in disguise. 

Feel free to add more to this list. If you or someone else has experienced at least half of these signs, it’s very likely you or them has been through some form of abuse.

It is Wednesday, my dudes

spook

It is the first Wednesday of October. Y’all better reblog this

big mews bois

Среда камрады

cyka blyat

Perfectly gay ❤️

Why are the most common fanfiction tropes the same ones that reduce good men to abusive, violent, manipulative trash? And why are we as women writing them? Is this really our fantasy? That men treat us like sexual objects, like a toy they can use and discard? I don’t know about you but I personally fantasize about a partner who treats me as an equal, who respects my body and my rights and my intelligence and ability to think for myself. I’ve already started to notice a decrease in tropes of fucked up men that need to be “fixed” and an increase in healthier relationships in fanfiction, but this is still bothering me. Can we please stop writing our faves as abusive and start writing them as the wonderful people we know they are?

THIS GIF IS ON A ROLL TODAY JUST LIKE YOU ARE CLAIRE

The last one is the equivalent of:

SAME ENERGY

it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

thikc

you know what, I’ll take it

þikc

how dare you, how dare you have the fucking gall, to introduce the thorn into this already abomination of a post

…þique

Þis bitch ræght hýr

i’m ᵹoing to ſmæsh your teeþ ðown your þroat 

What the fuck

This is Superman.

Superman is a tiny tiny little rooster who unfortunately was a little bit stunted in the growth area when he was a little chick.   

Brother and sister, born at the exact same time.

He eventually caught up but by then the flock had basically bullied him so much for being tiny he’d been entirely ostracized and turned into a complete loner so now he has to live all by himself over with the cows, but he doesn’t care one bit because now he’s the leader of four big brown four legged chickens and honestly who can say that.

Also he’s super-cuddly.

I love him.

my name is Cow i haf to bend so i can see my tiny frend he cares for me and all the herd  i care for him i lik the burd

reblogging for the poem

May this meme never, ever die.

My naym is old, My frendz R noo, I wuz kikd, Owt ov the zoo. My frendz luv mee, I fownd my waye, It’s Superman, Hoo sayves thair haye.

Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they kill themselves.

petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever

my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film and i know exactly what this post is trying to stop

What is it trying to stop?

As a straight white male film major, never has a post brought me from offended to fair enough so quickly

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

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