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tadpole

@smolphrog-littlebrain

19/ I am NOT like other frog's. she/her bro/dude bark bark
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My post are NOT for kids. So if you are a child you have been warned

I will do #NSFW tags for not safe stuff but don't count on it

Some extra stuff to know about me<3 I am Dyslexic and dumb so plz be patient when I spell stuff wrong and don't notice cuz I AM DUMB

Everything I post if for me to giggle at so half of it won't be funny at all!!

<3 feel free to ask questions but don't have hopes of me replying cuz I forget everything! I am like a koala very smooth brain </3

That's all for now hopefully we will get to know each other ( this last bit is for all the sexy robots cuz I would love to get to know you babe ;)...)

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da-mous

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Just woke up at 1:52 AM in a cold sweat because I had a dream a relative died and my BFF who was Trisha Paytas wanted to take me out for something fun cuz they saw I was upset. So we went to a car wash for fun and Trisha left all the windows open so the car flooded so I had to look up how to dry out a car.. best part this " car" was the hearse that had my dead relative, so I had to Google how to dry out a body

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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hikari-yumi

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

not providing the scene in question is a crime