My post are NOT for kids. So if you are a child you have been warned

I will do #NSFW tags for not safe stuff but don't count on it

Some extra stuff to know about me<3 I am Dyslexic and dumb so plz be patient when I spell stuff wrong and don't notice cuz I AM DUMB

Everything I post if for me to giggle at so half of it won't be funny at all!!

<3 feel free to ask questions but don't have hopes of me replying cuz I forget everything! I am like a koala very smooth brain </3

That's all for now hopefully we will get to know each other ( this last bit is for all the sexy robots cuz I would love to get to know you babe ;)...)

Call me baskinrobbin the way I be cream

Call em gutter the way I be in her balls

I have a batcherls in balling

Call me jurker core the way I ne jurking it

Fuck enemies to lovers I want background character to still a background character but with a tie

Just woke up at 1:52 AM in a cold sweat because I had a dream a relative died and my BFF who was Trisha Paytas wanted to take me out for something fun cuz they saw I was upset. So we went to a car wash for fun and Trisha left all the windows open so the car flooded so I had to look up how to dry out a car.. best part this " car" was the hearse that had my dead relative, so I had to Google how to dry out a body

Me and vampires have a LOT in common!

We both Like movies

We both Like sourdough bread!

And I, too, dabble in video games

Bitchs love science

I may not be stupid but I am NOT a big words man. but sometimes in a blue moon I will say one of those big words and my friends will jump up and down and go crazy like I just told them I am pregnant. They go Ferrell just at the idea that I knew a big word <3