Never forget that Ami tricked her classmate who couldn’t read English into thinking the lyrics to “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins were important space engineering documents.
math problem sheet affirmations. this integral is more scared of me than i am of it
Jim realizing his partner is not asexual but in fact deeply, earth shatteringly horny every once and awhile and he might be in over his head in the realm of sex for the first time in his life:
It was at this moment, he realised. He (was getting) fucked up
oldie from a few months ago when i was testing out vintage horror-esque styles… i love this creep so dearly
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.
my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy