My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drink driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing
sweethoneysempai
That was wild from start to finish
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easymode
can someone explain this
residentevil7biohazard
only butchers understand…
if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post
“what are we doing?”
no
They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles
[DJing party for the first time] sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon
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I pray for my husband because every morning he’d have to roll over and see me just waking up like
