make your title 'lurker' and your icon a fucking cheese i don't care. just look like a real person thanks 👍
girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding
you just hate my 2 exploding penises.
wifepenis
everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree
Anonymous asked:
Be my anti-valentine? Where we try and make each other as unhappy as possible on Feb 14th.
no i already have one of those
this is fucking hilarious
perhaps instead of giving each other valentine cards with little hearts on them, you could choose a different symbol? hey, maybe one of the other playing card suits! spades, perhaps?
hey check this out
link doesn’t have tiktok he doesn’t know what a tiktok is he’s showing you a funny picture he took
this emoji is called the "balls please" emoji
🫴
"balls, please."
here's the ios emoji if anyone doesn't have it on their platform btw
hmm
does anmyone know where i cna get microsoft teams please
Anonymous asked:
what that tongue game like?
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
are people allowed to say kys here
We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it
Platonic! Voltron x Tiktok Obsessed Reader
Just another silly headcanon I thought of, i kinda get lost in the sauce when I’m scrolling through tiktok so i was inspired to do this😍🙏 enjoy my guys xoxo💋
- Let’s imagine that tiktok is still a relevant thing during this time since this show is set in the future😻
- Even before leaving Earth, Reader was very obsessed with tiktok. Phone opened on the app already, you probably had like a couple hours stacked on it. It was the only thing that kept you from dying of boredom
- So when leaving the planet, you were DEVASTATED to see that your phone was quite literally useless in space
