not a fan

Fuck Columbus

Hate to be political on this blog but we support native americans here and if you disagree just so you can have another holiday without caring what it means and caused then block me

Add in your own language

English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Kantotan tayo Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

the tag thing is strong with this 

German one says “sacrifice me your first born”

Dutch one says “Take your dirty fingers off my bike”

The Bengali one says you are a dog's child. I am dead... 🤣🤣🤣

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

I'm from the UK and I am living for this post...

I swear from now on whenever someone asks me when I was born, my response will be “in the late 1900s”

if i see one more person say yeah he was apparently racist :/ when asked what prince philip “did” im gonna go insane lmao it’s not a matter of one-off problematic™️ moments from some random old white man — this dude presided over the most powerful, brutal, and racist colonial power on earth for decades. thats why we’re celebrating now and thats why we’ll continue to celebrate every time one of these crusty little british royals finally kicks it. read a book im begging

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

yea lol

ADHD Medication information sheet

I have been struggling

For a long fucking time

with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy

and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not

and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with

or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal

this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching

so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually

Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS

Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info

Also if you are ANEMIC and take IRON SUPPLEMENTS DO NOT TAKE WITH CAFFEINE. No coffee, caffeinated tea, etc. The caffeine will block iron absorption and you won’t actually get any of that iron that you just took!!

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

Thank god for mute because I am cackling in the middle of class

Listen I fucking cry from laughing every time I see this. 😂

I am actually cryimg with laughter

reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags

The Clexa Fic List That No One Asked For

I’ve been re-reading a lot of my favorite Clexa fics and figured to put them all in a list in case anyone hasn’t read any of these BRILLIANT CLASSICS. Enjoy, y’all!

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Quality Ingredients by HurricaneJane/@thatonewherelexasachef - Boy, oh BOY. This is the first Clexa fic my thankful eyes had ever laid upon. HJ’s writing is absolutely spectacular here. It’s a brilliant AU where Lexa is a chef and Clarke is a doctor and they meet because OF A BLOODY HAND DUE TO ROAN (Hellooooo 3x04!!). The fic isn’t finished, but I do have hopes that maybe one day it will be. I’ve re-read it 3 times. 

Coeurastronaute/@coeurdastronaute Fics:

Kiwi - Lexa is a hottie rockstar/musician and meets Clarke on Tinder. It’s a cute piece of fluff that I’m dying to have updated. I haven’t read it in quite some time, but it’s on my list of things to re-read. Coeur is an AMAZING writer, their stories never fail to please.

Essays In Existentialism - A VAST collection of one-shots or shorter 2 - 3 parters from Coeur. Lots of amazing content here. If you’re looking for some AU, you got it. Canon, you got it. Fluff, you got it. Angst, you got it. If you’re down for any kind of Clexa read, I suggest just doing down the list.

Footy - Clexa AU where Lexa is the world’s best soccer star. She meets Clarke by chance, and a little bit if fate keeps bringing the girls together. This is a cute, fluffy piece, and coming off the World Cup, I dove right in for a re-read. The status of this one is still WIP, but like the rest, I’m truly hoping for an update.

Except You Love by @theproseofnight - Words can’t even begin to describe the quality of writing in this story. If you’re looking for a super angsty, slow burn that could possibly shatter your heart a million times over, this is the read for you. If you haven’t read it, I promise it is really well worth it. The story was just completed (god bless) last month and it seems that @theproseofnight is working on a piece similar (holy shit, can’t fucking wait). This is a must.

This is Heaven in Hiding by @orangeyouglad8 - Holy moly, angst, fluff, and smut all rolled into one juicy story. Lexa and Clarke work in similar fields and H.A.T.E. each other. I don’t want to give much away, but if you haven’t read this one, I really suggest it. The flow of the story is quite fantastic. I’ve re-read it once and it definitely won’t be the last time.

In Love in War and Politics by @centuriesofexistence - This one is fantastic and probably next on my re-read list. Clarke is running for senate and Lexa is her campaign manager. It’s a BRUTAL race with her opponent and the pair working so closely together leads to some Clexa sexa. Highly recommend it.

A Pleasant Undoing by @mopeytropey - This one is a personal favorite because of their occupations. Feels a bit close to home! Clarke is a bar manager and Lexa works for a brewery. The two meet because of work and the crushing and pining is super cute. I finished this one so quickly because the pace was amazingly set. This is definitely on my re-read list!

The White Queen Running by KL_Morgan - I think this is actually the only canon-ish fic I have on this list. To be honest, I’m not big on canons, I’m a HUGE AU kinda gal. Anyway, a good friend had bugged, and bugged, and bugged me to give this one a shot. I’m so fucking happy I did. The writing is exquisite, absolutely exquisite. I’m honestly not sure how to describe this one, I was pretty confused in the beginning, but then realized I was supposed to be confused. Just take my word for it and read it, mmkay?

Catch Me, I’m Falling by @clexa-hsau (two very talented writers) - The HSAU of all HSAU’s. Lexa and Clarke couldn’t dislike each other more, but little Aden does some matchmaking and helps the two realize that maybe they’re meant to be? Bit of angst, lots of fluff, and lots of sequels/one-shots to follow. I haven’t gotten through all of the one-offs, but they’re all definitely on my life. READ THIS.

Living on a Fault Line by anddirtyrain - Holy hell. Holy angst, holy slow burn, holy hell. This was recently recommended to me on here because I was asking for a fic that would hurt my heart the way “Except You Love” did, and this recommendation did not disappoint. Clexa are divorced with a daughter and this story shows the struggles of co-parenting when love still lingers. I recently just got my best friend to start reading this one and love every “WTF” text I get when she’s reading it. It’s amazing.

Lullaby Without You. by LJT - This is a heart-wrenching one. It really pulls at your heart. Clexa are married, but Clarke wakes up from an accident with no recollection of who she is. Lexa comes to the hospital every day to try and help her wife remember, while still having to take care of their son who very much misses his other mom. This one isn’t complete, but I’m reaaaaally hoping for an update.

Polis 433 by @ecfandom - AH, hot fire fighter Lexa and nurse Clarke. This one is a slow burn FO SHO. Clarke’s house has a super faulty fire alarm which sends Lexa to hear house on a weekly basis. Clarke’s kid takes a liking to Lexa, leading to Clarke taking a liking to Lexa. It’s all just so, so great. It’s being actively updated (the most recent update being this past week, WOOOP). Start it and subscribe to it and love it.

Grand Slam Thank You, Ma’am by @femininenachos - Nothing gets to me like a sporty Lexa. Let me present you with hottie tennis player Lexa and her hottie physio Clarke Griffin. It’s smutty and it’s fluffy and now that we’re in tennis season, I’m going to be reading this whole thing from cover to cover again.

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A little shameless self promotion goes a long way, right? Below are three pieces I have on Ao3 as LostAndDelirious.

Maple Bourbon Candles - Clarke and her friends are on a 10-day trip up north during the winter and meet the small town’s general store owner, Lexa. They bump into each other after their initial meeting and start hanging out and Clarke finds herself to be a babbling mess around the girl. Not gonna lie, it’s pretty fluffy and kinda cute. It’s a WIP but I’m regularly updating it.

13 Clans - I’m a bit in love with writing this story at the moment. Lexa “The Commander” Woods works for a spirits company, heading up the marketing division. The company merges with a few others, and enters an influx of new people in the office, including Clarke Griffin who is now heading up events and sponsorships for all their brands. There are a lot of happy hours, a lot of drinks, and a lot of traveling. It’s a bit of a slow burn, especially because Lexa is kind of a bitch, but the two find that they don’t always get on each others nerves. WIP and regularly updated, I actually just posted the most recent chapter earlier this afternoon.

Why Do You Think It Feels This Way? - This one’s a one-shot. There are a few fluffy moments, but the overall theme is far from fluff. Clarke and Lexa are both fresh out of heartbreaking relationships and meet because of mutual friends on a weekend trip to a lake house. They find a bit of solace in each other over the course of the weekend and well, just read it to find out the rest.

I think maybe it’s time to add some recent work from some of the guys above!

Might As Well by @thatonewherelexasachef​/HurricaneJane - HJ dropped this WHOLE COMPLETED FIC in one go. It’s such a fun read and is probably one of my favorite AU versions of Clarke. It’s a fake dating AU… I know y’all love that trope. And bonus? If you browse HJ’s AO3 page, there are a series of one shots and a slew of Clexmas 2020 chapters all from this AU.

coffee and cranes (and everything but love) by @theproseofnight​ - This was just recently completed. It’s 3 chapters but the word count is a whopping +65K! For those of you that read Prose’ “Except You Love,” this is basically an au of that au (you don’t have to read EYL to get this, though… there are just some nice little easter eggs for EYL fans in there. This is heart wrenching and heartfelt and everything in between.

a beer buds series by @mopeytropey - Mopey is back at it with the “A Pleasant Undoing” universe, only this time, we get to see it from Lexa’s POV. Each chapter is paired with a fantastic brew, also (in true Mopey fashion). I’ve been following along with this ever since the first chapter was posted and it’s definitely one to smash that subscribe button with!

a very good thing by @mopeytropey - Double whammy from Mopey on this list, but this fic was posted in FULL on CHRISTMAS DAY. What a treat, am I right? Loved this one. Clarke and Lexa end up working together, and ya know. Things perhaps take a turn from being just “co-workers who clash in meetings.”

Holiday Inn by @orangeyouglad8 - Yo. This was super cute. Clarke is a famous actress and Lexa owns a cute inn. A blizzard leaves Clarke stranded and the charm of the inn (and perhaps the owner) keep her around for longer than she had anticipated. Originally a one-shot (recently turned into a two-parter) for the holiday season… it’s +39K wonderful words of a really fucking cute store.

And a little shameless self promotion:

The Warmth Of The Sun - This four-chapter fic was posted in full over the summer. Best friends to not friends to friends to lovers. But with a beach vibe. +33K words.

Okay so i have a serious question. What’s up with us and shipping queerbaiting ships? No I mean seriously, why do we have to inflict ourselves that kind of pain ON PURPOSE (kind of)??

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

Hey biphobes: I will

fuck both your parents and get

them a better child.

never too early to start reblogging this

^^^ well, Halloween candy was on shelves like 7/31 so this is right on time.

The middle right girl in the Asian one looks ready to throw hands I’m in love

Please don’t wear sacred Native dress too

Also add Hula dancers, “g*psy” costumes, terrorist costumes, and Día de los Muertos sugar skull face paint/costumes to this list.

IDK how many time we have to tell you but Día de los Muertos is not THE MEXICAN HALLOWEEN!!!!! It’s a separate Mexican holiday (although other Latin cultures may have a similar holiday) and it is a sacred one, so treat it with respect and don’t lump in with Halloween.

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

When asked in parliament on Tuesday why Germany and Italy were doing better at containing the virus, Johnson said: “there is an important difference between our country and many other countries around the world: our country is a freedom-loving country. 

“Italians love freedom too”, Mattarella says in reply to Johnson. “But seriousness is dear to us as well”, says president.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone of any nationality and ethnicity.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone with a disability or disorder.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone who has experienced or is experiencing trauma.

Reblog if your page is a safe space.

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

If the fucking white witch is with the gays, why are you not?

Reblog this shit.

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

reblogging for the second time

ALWAYS REBLOG

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

Dignity is rare on this site. 

THAT LAST COMMENT THO

Very rare indeed