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What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

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voidbat

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

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cyanhyena

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*
friend: hey man im sorry about what i did
me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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girff

source?

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

Howl’s Moving Castle  |  ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

What is your credit card number

oh HECC-

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zenndaya

I identified with this scene so much. When I was in college one of my best friends outed me to others in our circle. Took a long while to get over that pain and frustration

I also identify with this. I was outed just after graduating high school. I never forgave the person who did it

I told one of my closest friends in high school, and he proceeded to tell one of our other friends and a guy I had a crush on. Big red flag for our friendship. 

The first dude I talked with outed me to almost my whole school. I told him when I first started talking to him that I wasn’t out. I came to school after the weekend and got tons of weird stares and was bullied for the first time for it. I was not ready at all and he forced me out. So not cool.

I came out to a guy and we started seeing eachother then he randomly outed me to my closest friends and lied about it… he’s dead to me now

I came out to a couple of my close friends. One of them proceeded to gossip about it to the entire school and I found out people knew on a grade wide trip to a play at a local college when people started asking me about it before the play started. I had my very first anxiety attack at the start of the play and spent the entire play being comforted by one of my friends on the floor in the lobby of the theater. It was especially awkward to notice everyone staring at me on the ground and pointing as they were exiting the play two hours later and I was still a hyperventilating ball. The ensuing bus ride home surrounded by my classmates was also fun. Come to find out the next day that the friend who comforted me the entire time the night before WAS the friend who outted me. When I reacted with anger and hurt, I was told by not just the friend who outted me, but also my entire circle of friends outside of one, that j was being dramatic and making everything about “being gay”. And not only did they cut me out, they also started bullying me and calling me a fag in whispers and such while we were legit on stage performing The Laramie Project. Ugh. Love Simon really captured my feeling of being outted.

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auxc0rg

i read something about Tom having crunchy joints so i had to–

i read something about tom having crunchy joints so i had to–

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do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

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i have never been okay once in my life

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nylaporp

I’m going to fucking do this.

Nyla when I said we need to paint the town red this isn’t what I meant

nyla when i said we need to paint the town red this isn’t what i meant

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biteghost

listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????

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There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

They consider each other married:

They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

…This scene:

Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

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The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK