I can finally post this!!
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
Ah, my mistake. the shadows on the tag made it look like something underneath had been whited out and I’ve seen so many photoshopped TIL style posts I just assumed lol
GIVE IT UP FOR WHALE FALL WEDNESDAY
people seem to be way ahead of me so happy whale fall wednesday to those who celebrate
you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic.
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
Cat being friendly and affectionate incident, 23 healed 12 restored from the dead,
the audacity of my cat.. she goes and sits next to the window to get me to open it. And when I do she immediately runs over to where I was sitting and makes herself comfortable on the warm pillow
Incorrigible seat thief
Power of one thousand cozies
Caught Beep looking extremely Shaped™ this fine afternoon
*Palpatine voice* "pet that belly.... You know you want to.... I can feel your willpower slipping..... Doooo ittttttt......."
But before you try n pet that belly you've gotta ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?"
Well, do ya, punk?
She's really goin thru it
Me too man, me too
My sister is my bestest friend. She has 100x more friends than me. How is this idiot going to live without me. I wonder if she has entire worlds of things I don't know about her, the way I do. Will she miss me if I go away. Sometimes I think she has to be my older sibling.
fresh ginger just elevates a dish <3
or maybe it was the blood
that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c
ok alphys was a character ahead of her time and too good for this damn fandom honestly. she isn't some evil gaslighting lying cringey manipulator who only exists as comic relief for the love of god look at her with eyes less poisoned by cynicism and irony. she is a love letter to... well, a lot of things. a love letter to "cringey" people, to video game fans, to people who try to drown their sadness in fiction. she's so achingly relatable to so many of us that it really feels like toby knows his demographic like the back of his hand. we've all met someone like alphys. maybe we are that someone- awkward, nerdy, can't get over their past mistakes, terrible at phone calls, far more eloquent online than in person, only wants to make people like them to distract them from the fact that they don't like themself. normally, this character archetype is the butt of a great deal of jokes- just a gross nerd who needs to touch grass. but alphys is different. she is, as i said, a love letter. she is one of the best-developed and most complex characters in the game. her nerdiness isn't "fixed" or mocked, it's celebrated. her unabashed love for her interests and her 100% attitude is a big reason why undyne loves her. games, especially in 2015 and before, are not often so genuinely kind to characters like alphys! and in deltarune, too- alphys is still a nerd, despite not being nearly as traumatized as her undertale counterpart. her rambling about shows she loves is a constant across all universes, a fundamental and important and good part of who she is.
and i just think that's very kind, and very important.
idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed
i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again
many such phrases
many such phrases








