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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

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Private Lesson Teachers

You know you have a great private lesson teacher when he pauses the lesson to do breathing exercises so that you can relieve tension. As musicians, we put so much pressure on ourselves to play something perfectly or hit a new note or make an ensemble. Stop putting so much pressure on yourself, and just play. Remember why you love picking up your instrument. Don’t let unnecessary pressure make you forget your love for music.

My voice teacher helps me deal with anxiety better than any counsellor ever has, with his practicality and humour. I owe him so much as a person as well as as a performer.

I love stories like this ☺️

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Instruments renamed

Piccolo: scream maker
Flute: tooty toot
Oboe: quack machine
English horn: goose simulator
Clarinet: blue
Bassoon: rolling marbles
Saxophone: sexy quacking
French horn: star wars?
Trumpet: blemp
Trombone: fart machine
Tuba: big fart machine
Violin: crying children
Viola: firewood
Cello: delta faucet commercial music
Bass: bwah
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Me: I love and care for my instrument. I always treat it with the most respect!
Me: *Forgets to oil valves, throws case half way across the room, never polishes it*
Me: I love it like a son
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the-retired-tuba-jesus

what the instruments do when they're having a good day

tuba: play super loud notes for no reason while the band is warming up
trombone: hitting the section in front of them with their slides with impunity
baritone: mischievous smile. they have stolen something from someone's backpack, and they will not return it without a fight
french horn: join in with the brass's mischief instead of pretending they're actually a woodwind like usual
trumpet: less egotistical than usual
bassoon: more egotistical than usual
clarinet: not actively sharpening a reed into a shank
saxophone: awesome jazz
flute: actually try to play every note instead of giving up when it gets too low or too high
oboe: give reed-making tips
piano: not crying over Chopin
percussion: actually playing their part and going to where they're supposed to be at the beginning of pieces
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2000ish

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

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honestly steve’s boobs are bigger than mine what