i made an inspirational poster

By the way, Japan has white ink for their current Splatfest (Lemon Tea VS. Milk Tea).

Nintendo has been extremely upping their artwork game lately. The texture on Mario’s gloves is wild

Nintendo has no chill

this is what living in Pittsburgh, PA is like: every single summer your parents look at each over breakfast and say “the furries are back” in a worried voice, like it’s some sort of violent biker gang that’s blowing through town, and then they discuss the son of your aunt’s neighbor (who is a furry) and his “online activities” and wonder if he’s at the convention, and you sit there at 10 in the goddamn morning unsure if you should defend furries, like should you be known to your family as a furry ally????? and you do this every single July

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

Chen with a Uzi!

DAMN!

THIS IS THE SHIT I WANT TO SEE

the 1993 live action mario movie is so wild i watched it last night and i had to make this post

Lets not forget

I remember exactly when this movie came out, and people tried to take it for the “Mario movie” it was marketed and titled as, with all the confusion and mockery that entails.

But by today’s geek standards, its basically just an interpretive AU populated by loose gijinka characters in a world that bizarrely draws some themes and terminology from a classic video game series. It’s kind of neat when you take it for its own entity, it’s just too bad it’s not a very good movie otherwise.

I still find this film utterly inexplicable.

Like, it was totally common in those days to license geek media and slap the title on an unrelated project already in development in order to leverage the name recognition, and if that’s what had happened here, it would explain everything - except that can’t be what happened here, because it’s just too thematically coherent.

For all its flaws, every element of the film is precisely crafted to form an elaborate set of parallels with Mario lore as it had been established in the early 90s. There’s even references to stuff from obscure spin-off media, and weird-ass details that never made it into the English instruction manuals.

That means that someone with extensive knowledge of the Mario franchise, including detailed familiarity with the Japanese source material, looked at this project with a clear and sober mind and thought:

You know what the best way to translate these bright, whimsical children’s games to film is?

A cyberpunk dystopia AU!

And then managed to convince someone to give them forty-eight million dollars to make it a reality.

This film may well be the most expensive fanfic ever written.

Honestly I loved this film as a kid. I was too poor to afford a gameboy but I sure could tape this film with my VCR when it came on the Disney Channel.

To me, this is what Mario is.

tbh while the plot is a rollercoaster of shit i have always appreciated the reimagining of Mario in a less cartoony way while staying relatively true to lore and terminology, give or take a few alterations

some people, they want to have sex when they are all covered in ropes. others, they are into farts or something. its such an adventure always. i love to learn.

Sigourney Weaver testing the flamethrower for Alien on the lawn at Shepperton Studios.

mortal kombat takes place in a world where the letter c doesn’t exist

Mortal Kombat and Korn are in the same canonical universe

next time on game theory

You know what? Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass you massive piece of shit. MatPat puts so much goddamn work into pleasing people and researching and backing up his claims, but you think a couple of dorks making a dumb joke is on par with him? Fuck. You.

holy shit

just kalm down man

okay but then explain cyrax

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

me and sexyfortunecookie

why is this the only gif that has ever immediately loaded for me on mobile

wbats bioshock about???????

reblog this post and tell me who made u realize u were attracted to women i love to hear these

aint no burger stands

aint no disco bands

on the island where nobody goes