Decided to make a carrd. Maybe I’ll regret this, maybe I won’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am not immune to the image of Mo Bee Gee in regency wear
I love how all of my Tumblr ads think I’m 50+??? Fantastic. Great job everyone 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
THE SAGA CONTINUES
Not only do I have a new one for the collection, but the photo on this one looks like they’re doing the “it is Wednesday my dudes” scream. Keep up the good work, everyone!
PHENOMENAL. THEY JUST KEEP COMING
I know a lot of these are super similar, but God if it isn’t funny to find a new one for the collection :D
wOW RUDE
I don’t usually include the photos, but look at this smug face. This is the face of a woman who knows I’ll never be able to recover from the devastation of not only being called old, but being reminded that retirement is not achievable in this economy
Another day, a new addition to the collection!
Every time I think “maybe there’ll be no more unique ads on this subject for me”, another one pops up and kicks me in the shins
Similar, but not the same! Another unique addition to the collection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
after a long dry spell, we are BACK BABY 👉🏼😎👉🏼
FUNERAL HOMES NOW? TUNGLE.GOV JUST DELIVERING IN SPADES TONIGHT
it's time for Senior Ads: desktop edition!
the hilarious thing is, i clicked on it bc i wondered if this was sponsored by the same people who have sent me a similar (if not the same) ad in the past on mobile
and all it gives me is this page, like when you go to an unregistered domain?
very big "to be honest we didn't think we'd get this far" vibes and I’m cracking up
Finally, a new senior product advertised for me!
…I don’t like this one. It unsettles me
wOw RiSk FrEe
Every day I think there are no more unique seniors ads I can get. And every day I am wrong
THIS ISN’T EVEN AN AD IT’S A SEARCH HISTORY HOW WAS THIS GREENLIT
OLD PEOPLE SMARTWATCH! NEW CONTENT!
OLD PEOPLE AD! IN FRENCH! with search tags and no actual info!
It’s not in the title this time, but I think this still counts! Side note: I love how I’m getting more and more ads that just have search tags in them, not even body text anymore. Wild 😂😂
SENIOR ADS… in FRENCH :D hell yeah new content for the thread!
Okay so, I’ve gotten this ad before, but it’s recently started popping up all over my dash again, and this photo definitely was not the one on the ad before xD this photo is the ultimate representation for this thread, imo (hence its inclusion)👌🏼👌🏼
Does this count as a seniors’ ad? It doesn’t explicitly say it’s for seniors, but the picture is of a senior. I think it counts!
A NEW ADDITION :D I also love how the ad is for seniors, but the photo is clearly not a senior (Maybe a high school senior? 🤔😂)
t a k e a l o o k a t t h e p r i c e s
TWO MONTH HIATUS FROM THESE ADS, BUT WE’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! Look at him and how happy he is to be on my dash telling me about seniors life insurance! :D
HELL YEAH NEW SENIOR AD AFTER SO LONG 🙏🏼🙏🏼
TAKE A LOOK AT THE PRICES
*bangs fists on table* SENIOR DRIVERS LARGE REWARD! HELL YEAH HELL YEAH GIMME THAT GOOD SHIT
It’s the season for flu shots… FOR SENIORS! YEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN
AFTER MONTHS OF SILENCE WE ARE BACK!!!!! THIS THREAD AIN’T DYING YET
Does this count? I feel like this counts. Nobody talks about “saggy jowls” unless it’s in the context of Old Folks™, so I’m including it here
This is a slight departure from the usual retirement home ads I get, but it’s still targeted at seniors! We’re on a roll lately!
Also that shirt caption is hella cringe but that’s not the point of this thread 😅🥲
Good LORD the latest set of ads on this site are delivering in spades this week. Four different ads already for this thread!
Now I’m just straight up getting old people shirts? This is a wild development tbh
The seniors’ ads this week are great; I really hope this never changes tbh
It’s not explicitly about old people, but the picture has an old person on it, so I say this counts for the collection :D
It’s grandpa week apparently :D also all these shirts are ugly as sin but that’s not the point here
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date of origin: August 7th, 2017
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!
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oh my god
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bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
date of origin: 2012
A classic
this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason
the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.
Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.
that’s because OP’s post is a joke
I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:
the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.
Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius
the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange
Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.
Tumblr deep lore
The video the original was parodying is hilarious. This guy had kids watch him make chicken nuggets while trying to make it look as disgusting as possible, then got shocked when a bunch of little kids loved chicken nuggets.
THEY REMOVED THE TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE???
Everyone's got that mutual who can't get out of the maze
I swear that wall wasn't there a second ago whats going on
Classic comment homie!!! Theres no way out 🤣❤🔥
do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row
Status Quo, poster from swiss magazine POP 1976
I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop
it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop
it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop
11 years since we lost the voice of an angel. I will forever miss him, and i will be forever grateful to him for all he has contributed to music. With that unique voice, he was in a class all on his own.
Love you Robin, may you continue to rest in paradise
🕊❤
The Queen of Spades, the asexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with constellations and in her hands she wields a sword forged from the fabric of space itself ♠️✨
I love how all of my Tumblr ads think I’m 50+??? Fantastic. Great job everyone 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
THE SAGA CONTINUES
Not only do I have a new one for the collection, but the photo on this one looks like they’re doing the “it is Wednesday my dudes” scream. Keep up the good work, everyone!
PHENOMENAL. THEY JUST KEEP COMING
I know a lot of these are super similar, but God if it isn’t funny to find a new one for the collection :D
wOW RUDE
I don’t usually include the photos, but look at this smug face. This is the face of a woman who knows I’ll never be able to recover from the devastation of not only being called old, but being reminded that retirement is not achievable in this economy
Another day, a new addition to the collection!
Every time I think “maybe there’ll be no more unique ads on this subject for me”, another one pops up and kicks me in the shins
Similar, but not the same! Another unique addition to the collection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
after a long dry spell, we are BACK BABY 👉🏼😎👉🏼
FUNERAL HOMES NOW? TUNGLE.GOV JUST DELIVERING IN SPADES TONIGHT
it's time for Senior Ads: desktop edition!
the hilarious thing is, i clicked on it bc i wondered if this was sponsored by the same people who have sent me a similar (if not the same) ad in the past on mobile
and all it gives me is this page, like when you go to an unregistered domain?
very big "to be honest we didn't think we'd get this far" vibes and I’m cracking up
Finally, a new senior product advertised for me!
…I don’t like this one. It unsettles me
wOw RiSk FrEe
Every day I think there are no more unique seniors ads I can get. And every day I am wrong
THIS ISN’T EVEN AN AD IT’S A SEARCH HISTORY HOW WAS THIS GREENLIT
OLD PEOPLE SMARTWATCH! NEW CONTENT!
OLD PEOPLE AD! IN FRENCH! with search tags and no actual info!
It’s not in the title this time, but I think this still counts! Side note: I love how I’m getting more and more ads that just have search tags in them, not even body text anymore. Wild 😂😂
SENIOR ADS… in FRENCH :D hell yeah new content for the thread!
Okay so, I’ve gotten this ad before, but it’s recently started popping up all over my dash again, and this photo definitely was not the one on the ad before xD this photo is the ultimate representation for this thread, imo (hence its inclusion)👌🏼👌🏼
Does this count as a seniors’ ad? It doesn’t explicitly say it’s for seniors, but the picture is of a senior. I think it counts!
A NEW ADDITION :D I also love how the ad is for seniors, but the photo is clearly not a senior (Maybe a high school senior? 🤔😂)
t a k e a l o o k a t t h e p r i c e s
TWO MONTH HIATUS FROM THESE ADS, BUT WE’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! Look at him and how happy he is to be on my dash telling me about seniors life insurance! :D
HELL YEAH NEW SENIOR AD AFTER SO LONG 🙏🏼🙏🏼
TAKE A LOOK AT THE PRICES
*bangs fists on table* SENIOR DRIVERS LARGE REWARD! HELL YEAH HELL YEAH GIMME THAT GOOD SHIT
It’s the season for flu shots… FOR SENIORS! YEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN
AFTER MONTHS OF SILENCE WE ARE BACK!!!!! THIS THREAD AIN’T DYING YET
Does this count? I feel like this counts. Nobody talks about “saggy jowls” unless it’s in the context of Old Folks™, so I’m including it here
This is a slight departure from the usual retirement home ads I get, but it’s still targeted at seniors! We’re on a roll lately!
Also that shirt caption is hella cringe but that’s not the point of this thread 😅🥲
Good LORD the latest set of ads on this site are delivering in spades this week. Four different ads already for this thread!
Now I’m just straight up getting old people shirts? This is a wild development tbh
The seniors’ ads this week are great; I really hope this never changes tbh
It’s not explicitly about old people, but the picture has an old person on it, so I say this counts for the collection :D
moodboard for cute girls 🤩
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