Basically Just Don't Understand Anything

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Oh look it’s that short comic that’s haunted me for a decade.

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

werewolves? sorry buddy. around here we call them Howlers. vampires? those are Night Suckers. a ghost? not even close. that's a Nasty Little Flying Freak

''Howlers'' Werewolf variant which uses their loud howls to compensate for diminished sight. Suspected to be the product of vampire cross-breeding at some point, as they combine werewolf and vampire traits. Most notably, they are reluctant to enter dwellings when not invited explicitly (but still can if pushed.)

Attempts to discern whether they are able to sustain themselves on a diet of blood alone have proven futile as they are enthusiastic eaters.

Hunters should be aware of their signature attack; they can focus their howls into an amplified sonic blast which is known to cause intense internal damage and organ failure in the unprepared.

''Night Suckers'' Originally thought to be a regional vampire variant, they were later discovered to be an off-shot of the same general family. Unlike vampires, Night Suckers are not associated with wealth or influence, as they typically scorn such things. They are highly intelligent, but posses a non-human mindset and goal-system.

It is said, unlike a vampire who was once a human, a Night Sucker was never anything but what they are now. They have incredible strength and speed, and are able to engage equally even with ancient vampires, though, they are surprisingly passive unlike their aristocratic cousins.

Night Suckers do not require blood to sustain themselves, but instead siphon the anima - the life essence - of the living while they sleep. This can be fatal if suffered for a prolonged period, but Night Suckers will often vary their targets to prevent the arousal of suspicion. In fact, they are even known to take a liking to certain families whom they feed upon, and act in their best interests. In one particularly notable tale, a Night Sucker rescued a man who had been captured by slavers, and was later identified to have been feeding on that family for three generations.

Families hunted by Night Suckers in this way sometimes choose not to get rid of them, as the Night Sucker will typically not cause fatality, and they consider a few nights of sleeplessness a month to be well worth an immortal, undying protector.

''Nasty Little Flying Freak'' It knows what it did.

A sailor who claims she has a girl in every port. And she does. But each and every one is a ship.

"She has such lovely stays..."

"Okay. And do you mean, like, corset stays or ... rigging?"

"And her ratlines!"

"Okay, now I know you're talking about a ship."

"I might not be. You don't know."

"You are."

WHAT THE FUCK

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

I’ll fucking do it, darling

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

The funniest thing I have read tonight

I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

Today’s bird is: This black vulture trying to hang out with my neighbor’s ducks

(Video comes from my neighbor, it hung out with them for several minutes.)

This is what trying to socialize with neurotypical people feels like

loml, the libby app

I've been thinking about this all day.

[image: tweet by ☀️🌤️⛅️🌥️ @brandonshimoda from mar 2021. tweet reads: I bet the afterlife is like the backside of embroidery. /end ID]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

I regret to inform several people in the notes that grink doesn't mean grinch twink

Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.