The French really don’t fuck around.

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

*cracks knuckles* i didnt

get my medical license

revoked for nothing

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

lol

Aww so pretty ♡

He looks very polite

Protective girlfriend mode is activated.

gonna dox the pope

Vatican

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I stan

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

This is amazing

This made me realise I'm not considered a young teen anymore someone needs to stop my awareness of the flow of time

wouldn't it be funny if new jojolands protag is called.... joe

treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character

As a fanfiction author I think this is a bad idea.

Guys I have a vision but zero artistic ability to make it a reality

The iconic Catradora Princess Prom dip…but it’s Wednesday and Enid at the Rave’N

Do with this what you will.

I agree with this post but my brain is screaming at me to point out that the image is flipped