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Rani | 15 | i just want my boys to be happy and give them the world ugh
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(Okay, so I’m starting a little “series” thing. I’ve got ideas for all of the Potter-Malfoy kids and I’ll be releasing drawings and headcanons of them. I hope you enjoy!!)

The first of the Potter-Malfoy kids I’d like to introduce you to are Anita and Lyra, the oldest. 

headcanons: 

general: 
  • I imagine there’s lots of muggle-born kids who are given up because of their parent’s thinking their demonic or whatever 
  • + there’s no way any magical government would let them just grow up in foster homes bc they may give off bursts of magic which is multiple kinds of dangerous
  • + since there’s not a humongous wizard population, there’s the possibility that there’s a huge international wizard foster home/orphanage. 
  • I imagine it’s quite multicultural and if a child ends us spending most of their childhood there, it is made sure that they keep their language and culture intact.
  • there are of course kids of other blood statuses, but it’s probably about 75% muggle-born
  • So, on another note: Harry and Draco get married fairly early (about 2000, when their both 19.) 
  • because there’s a huge rush to do things after the war. 
  • everyone who was caught up in it have this urgency in their lives after feeling like they could lose everything in a blink of an eye. 
  • So all these kids go into their adult lives doing things in a rush. they go after their jobs, move back to be near their families, travel, get married etc.
  • Harry and Draco move back to Grimould place bc, even though Harry has shit memories there, he feels the need to continue making it a place full of love. Something it wasn’t when sirius was there. 
  • + since it has (yet again) gone into a bit of disrepair Draco slaps on an apron and cleans the entire fucking house with the help of Molly (bc what are household spells ??? How do those ???)
  • also when Molly gets over Draco’s past and gets to know him she fucking lovES him
  • So Draco + Harry have only been married for a year when they decide they want kids.
  • the big house was so quiet and they both want to be parents so badly, to be the fathers they never had.
  • so they travel out to this international foster home and decide they want a new born child to be their first, so that they can get the “whole experience”. They go through all the background checks and procedures to make sure they’re fit parents.
  • from there on it’s a waiting game
  • they’re notified in December of 2001 that the home has acquired two children from a woman who had given birth days ago + Draco and Harry immediately drop everything to rush down there
Anita + Lyra specific:
  • They’re twin muggle born girls from Morroco and they’re beautiful
  • Draco and Harry fell in love with them instantly and adopt them within the week
  • Draco is absolutely adamant about naming all their kids after constellations as the Black family tradition goes. Thus, Lyra (Narcissa) and Anita (Lily) are decided on.
  • Harry’s totally fine with and suggests that they just take the Malfoy name but Draco’s just like ??? are you insane ? your famous and my family’s nearly extinct ? They’ll have both our names and can decide if they want to go by one or the other (or both) ??
  • They’re identical and after having an extremely hard time telling them apart, Draco goes and buys these head bands, one with flowers and one with stars. Anita is given the flowers and Lyra the stars
  • They’re just bursting with magic from day one. So much so that Draco + Harry are constantly cleaning up things they’ve shattered. But they love it, really.
  • Draco is a stay at home dad bc he can’t stand working at the ministry for another second
  • they try their best to keep their culture with them and buy tons of muggle books to learn Arabic and teach the girls Arabic
  • Harry is “bābā” and Draco is “daddy” 
  • Anita is very soft and says ‘OH!’ (which turns into damn! as she gets older) every time anything is dropped or she accidentally breaks something. She insists on helping cleaning or cooking. She’s a bit shy and smiles with her nose crinkled. She’s incredibly smart but can get herself into mischief and is a bit too good at lying for Harry’s comfort
  • Lyra is a bit more reckless. She’s always laughing and snarking and getting into trouble. But she wears her heart on her sleeve and is so easy to read. she’s also a bit of a whirlwind of emotions. She empathizes so hard with everyone around her that it’s hard for her not to get frustrated 
  • Lucius - who already had an incredibly hard time warming up to the whole Harry and Draco idea in the first time - absolutely flips out when he hears that they’ve adopted muggleborns 
  • + Draco is just not fucking having it though. 
  • and in a heated argument tells Lucius that he’d chose “his girls” over his “shite father” any day and that if Lucius he has a problem with his granddaughters than he has no business coming around Draco’s family ever again because they will not stand that kind of prejudice anymore
  • therefore, the only of his friend’s kids he can allow around L + A is are Blaise’s. (bc Blaise’s mother was nOT here for Voldemort in the first place and neither really was Blasie when push came to shove. ive got about a billion head canons about Blaise’s mum. Someone ask me some day )
  • Narcissa on the other hand is thrilled when Draco tells her she’s a grandmother. She adores them and spoils them with Andromeda. (bc after the war Narcissa stopped giving two flying fucks about the constricted “perfect pureblood” mess she grew up in and for once in her life is just her god damn self, fuck everyone else.)
  • She eventually brings Lucius around. And though, Draco still holds bitterness about the whole situation, he gets past it after Lucius does.
  • Lucius also comes to adore the girls and continues to try to buy them things that are waaay too expensive and grand + Draco is just like “no no no no no. you’re not giving 3 year olds two of the latest broom models. Those are for full grown professional quidditch players for Merlin’s sake!” 
  • Draco is wonderful parent but is very helicopter-esque about the kids getting hurt or doing anything remotely dangerous 
  • while Harry likes to do the whole “living room wrestling” and “foot races through the mud” sort of thing.
  • They eventually create a sort of back yard for the kids at Grimould (sort of like the suitcase world Newt had but obviously smaller) for the kids to race around on their (toddler sized) broom sticks
  • They’re both Slytherins and like a scarier more lowkey Fred and George
  • Mcgonagall has a mini heart attack when she see’s their names on the list of first years (bc what thE FUCK THOSE TWO ARE MARRIED WITH chILDREN)
  • they both decide to go with “Potter-Malfoy” in whole half bc they love people’s expressions when hearing it but on their quidditch jerseys Anita has Potter and Lyra has Malfoy. Anita is a beater and Lyra is a keeper

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

I made a bi-fi icon:

this is beautiful

Jumped on that bandwagon

Quickly somebody do a ply spy

Here you go! Just had to!

Woah this is really great!!

Apparently a “tracer” is a detective - I find that fitting for an Ace Trace

I made ace trace

Oh my god I love all of these

Happy Pride Month 2017!

I normally don’t

But this This Is amazing

Snape: Then why does it have the name ‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?
Harry: That’s my nickname.
Snape: Oh really?
Lee Jordan: *walking by* Whaddup Roonil?
Snape: Wha-
Fred: *walking by* Yo, Roonil! How's it going, mate?
Snape: No, you can no-
Draco: *angrily* Wazlib!
Snape: *pinches bridge of his long hooked nose*
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Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

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“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

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evidence 1:

Back Up

Hunk lost track of how long he and Coran spent just watching Lance sleep. Almost as if they were afraid that if they looked away for a second the steady rise and fall of his chest would stop. At some point the ear of the cuddly toy had made its way into Lance’s mouth, but neither could bring them self to risk disturbing him. The door slid open and Shiro walked in “how’d he doing?” He asked only to revive glaring and shushing noises as a response. “Sorry” Shiro whispered joining him by the bed. “It’s ok, just the longer he sleeps the less he has to worry about.” Hunk sighed. “Allura’s taking us back to the space mall so we pick up some supplies…” Hunk looked at him for a moment before chuckling quietly “let me guess you need to know what that is.” Shiro nodded his cheeks reddening “yeah, honestly none of us have any experience with kids, i mean we know Lance is still… well lance but..” Hunk put a hand on his shoulder “don’t worry I get it. I’ve got lots of younger cousins so I’ll make you a list.” He smiled as he headed for the door. “Coran I need your assistance in the main area.” Allura’s voice announced over the the intercoms. “Oh dear.” Coran looked at Lance then at Shiro. “I’m afraid I’m needed my boy.” Shiro’s eyes widened realising what it meant. “Wait.” “I just need you to keep an eye on Lance, I doubt he will even wake up.” Shiro wanted to argue but the older man was already hurrying out of the room leaving just Shiro and Lance alone. Shiro looked down at the blue paladin. He looked fine. Of course other then the sudden regression he seemed like a perfectly normal four year old, if a little small. He sat down in a chair by the edge of the bed. “Oh Lance…” Shiro sighed brushing the hair from his face. A small whine came from Lance and Shiro froze internally begging that he wouldn’t wake up. Slowly Lance’s eyes opened, he looked around for a moment then up at Shiro. Shiro held his breath. Then Lance’s eyes filled with tears as he backed away to the edge of the bed. “H-hey it’s ok!” Shiro said, failing to hide the panic in his voice. This only seemed to make things worse as small sobs began to rack the boy’s body, tears falling freely down his cheeks. Shiro tried to reach for him hoping physical contact would help. However no sooner had his fingers brushed Lance’s skin did he begin to scream. A scream filled with uncontrollable terror as he backed right up against the guard. “Lance calm down what’s wrong?!” Shiro asked pulling his hand away like he was burnt. Lance stared up at him, blue eyes large and wet. “W-who are you? Where’s my mama?”

Best friend application! Apply here!

HEAR YE HEAR YE IF YA WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF YOURE FEELIN DOWN IF YOU JUST WANT ANOTHER FRIEND hmu *fingerguns*

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

Important

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Please reblog this.

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

Please reblog this all my lovely people, i want all of you to be safe

Reblogging again because this is FUDGING IMPORTANT AND SAVES LIVES

Don’t ignore this Net Neutrality stuff people. DON’T IGNORE IT. It WON’T go away on it’s own and if you’re on the internet RIGHT NOW, you have the power to do something about it. 

If the internet means ANYTHING to you, if it’s an escape, if you support creators, if you stand for free press and speech and the right to self start, STAND UP FOR ITS RIGHT TO BE FREELY AVAILIBLE TO EVERYONE!!

Wealth is a disease to these people. They have more money than any of us will ever have. They have the power to do good, and they don’t. STAND UP   TO THEM! 

Go to this link, fill out the form, and SEND IT. Send 10. Send 20. Make it perfectly clear how suicidal it would be to agree to this.

remember that mess of a homophobic alignment/orientation chart that went popular months ago? well i a known chaotic gay tried to remake it to be cooler. tag urself

TAG YOURSELF IM NEUTRAL BI

@glowstick1603-0329 (I’m neutral bi also)

Chaotic het...I think...pls don't kill me

Chapter 1

Hey guys! Here’s the first chapter of the Harry Potter AU!

Keith peeked inside the compartment warily, looking around. The only person inside was a small, brown haired boy. Before Keith could duck away, the boy waved at him and motioned for him to come in. Keith cautiously slid open the door.

“Hi.” He said.

“Hi!” The boy replied. “The name’s Lance. What about you?”

“Oh. Uh, Keith. Keith Kogane” Keith replied. Lance grinned widely.

“Hi, Keith Kogane.” 

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

Important

Avatar

Please reblog this.

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

Please reblog this all my lovely people, i want all of you to be safe

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

Heh

I really want a Lance but I also really want a Keith, but I also really want them to be a happy couple who makes each other eggs in the morning

So

I’ve decided I want to be the pidge of the group so I can love them equally and occasionally push them on top of each other.

poc!potter makes so much sense though

think about it: petunia and vernon /hated/ james potter, made up stories about him “probably being unemployed” and they seemed to thoroughly dislike him for more than just the magic. how much d'you wanna bet me that their prejudice may have been on the racist side? they treated harry pretty awfully, even considering his magic. they hated that he looked like james as well. 

plus, harry has “great skin” but no specified skin colour or tone or anything! 

draw and write about east asian harry, south asian harry, black harry. draw harry potter in every single race there is.

poc!potter is not really a racebend bc it’s all within canon

like, aunt marge has no idea about magic or anything and she clearly hates harry, and seems to be able to make generalisations about ‘harry’s lot’ despite never having met his parents and not knowing anything about them. 

it would make more sense as to why people keep commenting on him having his mother’s eyes and dark skin and green eyes are a rarer combination than light skin and green eyes. 

harry’s grandad made the family rich by inventing a potion that straighten’s hair, the one hermione uses in book 4, that’s a product way more likely to be used by poc, especially black poc like hermione, and so is more likely to come from a poc who noticed the demand in the market as it was relevant to them,

 it would explain why no muggle ever investigated harry, why his teachers and other adults were content to let him be bullied and abused, because the area where he grew up is clearly very right wing, (voted tory/ bnp likes the EDL kind of place) so a mixed race kid is way more likely to be ignored.

it also add’s an extra dimension to Harry’s love for the wizarding world, the way he overlooks a lot of it’s flaws, because not only is it the first place he is loved but it’s also the first place he doesn’t have to deal with racism (at first at least)

Oi I love this sm