*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

Is Ryan Reynolds even real

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man

the one in the winnie the pooh shirt was the real beyonce here

Fuk this shit

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

yeah, I’d like a cheeseburger with extra pickles

thank you

cute gift for your ex <3

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

this is surprisingly extremely encouraging

Cats Who Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices.

true love

l never tire of reblogging this

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door