I refuse to let this be lost in the tags
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
poorhornycat
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
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the raccoon one tho
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Favorite commercial thing.
These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials
HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD
I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
cub2
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
Lee Junho being okay with not being able to hold Youngwoo's hand the moment she says it's very uncomfortable for her. It's Youngwoo who suggests holding hands, or trying to, at least, even if for those 57 seconds. And Junho's endearing, sweet sweet smile when she says that agrees to it.
Junho saying it's okay when she barely pulls a thirty second hand-holding and saying it's okay, we can hold hands next time.
Lee my-feelings-aren't-temporary Junho who is distressed at finding out the story about the Stonewall path and immediately suggests stopping to walk and going somewhere else because my man's brain stops working anytime someone suggests pulling him and Youngwoo apart 😭😭😭
Lee Junho noticing that Youngwoo is being very uncomfortable in the courtroom and noticing the way she keeps fiddling with her hands.
Lee Junho who knows he still likes (loves) Youngwoo but doesn't laugh at Youngwoo's innocent question of "Do you still like me?" And instead answers with a "Yes, I do", albeit he cannot resist teasing her by telling her she hurt his feelings and making sure she knows he's teasing.
Lee Junho who perhaps finds it a little funny that Youngwoo has a folder of date ideas but being delighted in the fact that the list is long 😭😭😭
Lee Junho who asks if taking her home is written in the file or not, and suggests with starting something as simple as that to make her comfortable and to have long talks and get to know her better.
LEE JUNHO WHO TELLS HIS FRIENDS YOUNGWOO AND HIM ARE ON A DATE AND THAT SHE'S A LAWYER!!! A PROUD BF!!!
LEE JUNHO, WHO, DESPITE BEING TIPSY/DRUNK, IS FUCKING ENRAGED TO FIND OUT PEOPLE THINK IT'S SYMPATHY THAT HE HAS FOR YOUNGWOO AND NOT LOVE. NICE AND KIND LEE JUNHO WHO FUCKING LOSES IT ENOUGH TO THROW HANDS WHILE BEING PLASTERED BECAUSE HE HASN'T ONCE LOOKED AT HER IN SYMPATHY BUT AS A COMPLETE WOMAN HE TRULY LOVES.
Lee Junho who understands why Youngwoo took the case and doesn't put her feelings down. Who listens when Youngwoo says "when you have a disability, I think merely liking someone is not enough. because even if I say it's love, if other people say it's not, then it's not."
Lee Junho responds with a sincere "Even if other people say it's not, if you say it's love, it's love."
LEE JUNHO WHO DOESN'T MISS A BEAT IN RESPONDING WITH "YES." WHEN YOUNGWOO SAYS "LOVING ME IS HARD. BUT ARE YOU STILL GOING TO?"
Lee Junho who soooooo wants to kiss her and steps in closer when the lights go off but comes to his senses and takes a step back when the lights are on, because he knows Youngwoo might be uncomfortable and might not want to be touched/kissed.
LEE JUNHO WHO WAITS UNTIL YOUNGOO PUTS HER HANDS ON HIS SHIRT AND LOOKS HIM IN THE EYE AND GIVES HER CONSENT AND KISSING HER ONLY THEN.
Lee Junho who doesn't laugh at Youngwoo's inexperience about love and kissing and instead tells her tips on how to kiss better so that she's comfortable in doing so.
Just...just Lee Junho y'all.
Just Lee Junho not being a green flag but an entire fucking forest. Lee Junho, a man written by a woman.
An ordinary, middle-class guy with an ordinary job who is understanding, sincere, loving and committed to his woman. The man of every woman's dream.
This is the reason why everyone is nuts for him.
Just Lee Junho y'all.
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 50 dollar blue whale plushie.
Don’t act like you’re going to listen to her whale stories forever and then tell her to stop not even after a year. If you’re going to hurt her like that, you shouldn’t start anything at all. I’m telling you this now, if you think your feelings are temporary, don’t be nice to her. My feelings aren’t temporary!
EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY WOO (2022) dir. Yoo In Sik
Source: jaehwany
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
When i was asked to ranked parent figures i kinda had a revelation...i think
Btw, Bellemere, Hiruluk and Corasan are all top right corner but i couldnt fit them all in the same spot
ok ok but Steddie Soulmate AU where you are physically incapable of lying to your soulmate
Eddie finding Steve with a busted face waiting for the kids in front of the arcade soon after Starcourt and Eddie’s already been having a bad day so he straight-up asks ‘what punched a hole in your face this time?’ and Steve’s like
‘Russian soldiers.’
And Eddie thinks, well, all right then, keep your secrets. That was weird but also fair, it wasn’t his place to ask that.
But then it turns out that the freshman kids Eddie knows are somehow friends with Steve Harrington. There’s this one very intense campaign session with demogorgons and Dustin, Lucas and Mike turn eerily quiet, get all twitchy in their seats. He asks Steve about it when he picks them up.
“We’re scared it’s going to come back.”
“Like, in a campaign?”
“No,” and the way Steve says this, through gritted teeth, looking mildly disgusted, makes Eddie think that, well, pretty as he may be, Steve Harrington is still King Steve, still an asshole.
They continue this strange dance of sorts for months, Eddie jabbing at Steve and the jock replying in the most bizarre ways - by now Eddie knows he’s surely (probably?) just snarking back. There is no way any of the outlandish shit Steve says can be true.
Right?
And then Chrissy dies. She dies in his trailer, high up in the ceiling, bones broken, and Eddie runs. He finds himself with a broken bottle held at Steve Harrington’s neck . And the weirdest thing? When Steve asks him what happened, strangely earnest and wide-eyed, he really wants to dismiss him, or lie. Except, he can’t.
Well fuck.
eddie's impression of steve harrington only really begins to turn around not because of henderson's constant insistence that he's a really cool dude now, but because of his brief interactions with robin goddamn buckley.
he first realises that she's affiliated with him when she pokes her head into hellfire club one day. she asks henderson if he's seeing 'the dingus' tonight, and when henderson confirms that he's picking them up, she tosses a green vest at his face. asks him to give it to him, since he's working an opening shift and left it at hers. eddie only realises later that she was talking about harrington, and the implication that he'd stayed overnight had him reeling. buckley was a weirdo. a band geek. what was king steve doing associating with her?
it only gets weirder. he goes to one of sinclair's games, and ends up a few rows behind harrington. he's whooping and cheering and so goddamn excited for the kid when he gets to play. when the band performs, he screams robin's name during the applause. she finds him in the crowd and sort of wiggles her shoulders excitedly in response. after the game, he sees him scoop her up in the biggest goddamn bear hug and kiss her on the cheek. not the kind of couple he'd expected, but they were cute. he supposed.
but then the kiddies stop her in the hallway a week or so later, asking something about a movie night at harrington's. eddie can't really help himself, he was a curious thing.
"so, buckley," he begins, leaning against a locker. "i'm dying to know how a band geek like you landed king steve as a boyfriend." to his side, henderson sighs, heavy and dramatic. robin gets the most genuinely disgusted face.
"oh, god. ew." she says, emphatically. "i am not dating steve. gross." she fucking shudders at the thought. eddie can't keep his jaw off the floor.
"no?" he asked. "but- the game, the other week. he kissed your cheek." she nodded. he gestured wildly in lieu of response, begging for more information.
"stevie and i," and eddie has to fight the urge to roll his eyes. because, seriously? stevie? she expects him to believe they're not together and she calls him stevie? "are strictly platonic. with a goddamn capital p! people can express platonic affection even if they're different genders!" henderson mocks her quietly, to which she whacks him on the arm. she turns back to eddie. "i think if anyone should understand, it'd be you, handkerchief."
eddie feels his stomach drop. robin's giving him a look. a knowing fucking look. arms folded across her chest, one eyebrow raised. surely not.
"you?" he asks. she nods. "so harrington-"
she cuts him off. "knows." and wow. wow. colour him fucking surprised. "was the first one to know. he's-" there's a pause. "he's cool. so fucking cool." she was so fond, smiling a little. "he's a really good guy. i love him to death."
and well... he believes her. truly fucking does. it's only then that he finally allows the walls he'd built around his opinions of steve harrington to falter, to allow himself to think maybe- just maybe- he is actually is a good dude.
Robin and Steve playing a dnd character together because Steve said the only way he'd play is literally with Robin. They take turns each session for who speaks but always planning together. It's a teenage human, gangly and uncoordinated and a bit of a loner. Everyone sort of lets the "two people playing one character" issue slide, as they want to play a game with their friends.
Robin and Steve have wildly different character voices, and sometimes announce which way they are walking before stumbling in that direction, and also mutter to themself in character. when it's Steve's sessions to talk he flits with the NPCs Eddie plays, but Robin is just a little aggressive to them. The personality changes are kinda weird but everyone is just happy they're playing.
Everything is going well until the big bad of the short campaign they're all playing knocks them into a wall. Not hard, but hard enough they're scrambling and flailing and...splitting in half. By their own description. Immediately they start, with their respective character voices (they are committing to this bit) bickering about whose fault it is. And about what they should do now their cover is blown.
The table is silent.
Robin and Steve have been conning everyone the entire time. They're playing twin halflings, who alternated who sat on each other's shoulders pretending to be a human because they were goofing off the day they joined the party and were too embarrassed by the mix up to correct anyone about it until they had to. Their voices and personality changes are brilliantly embedded as not Robin and Steve not being able to keep consistent, it's because they've been playing different characters. It's brilliant. It's horrible. Everyone fell for it and the reveal essentially pauses play because everyone starts yelling at them.
I see soooooo many stories where Robin is squicked out by any mention of Steve’s sex life but I think it’s infinitely funnier if they just have zero limits. There is no such thing as TMI between them.
Robin will relentlessly give Steve shit when he says the word “boobies” because it gives Robin the ick. She prefers the word tits or even a respectful ‘breasts’ but at the end of the day, Steve has seen her fully tits out while they’ve changed for work.
Robin has a question about oral sex? Steve explains in graphic detail with little illustrations and diagrams. Steve has a weird spot on his dick? Robin’s got a medical text book she’s borrowed from the library opened on her lap and Steve’s penis a foot away from her face. They have seen each other naked. They’ve accidentally showered together. And by ‘accidentally’ I mean they were so engrossed in whatever they were talking about that they just… got naked, got clean, got dressed, got into bed, and just kept talking like “All well.”
It isn’t just that they aren’t attracted to each other. It’s that their respective bodies are as neutral as their own. They think the other is ‘pretty’ and ‘nice looking’ the same way they would think it about themselves. They accept each other as sexual beings but their brains just don’t equate the other as a potential sexual partner.
And just imagining Eddie accidentally walking in on Steve giving Robin an incredibly descriptive play by play of their first time is making me laugh so god damn hard.
