Ganon, they’re lesbians
there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward
its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from "they're literally just standing next to each other" to "deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!" to "yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward." we're all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this
I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be "I don't leave the house, there's giant spiders out there."
Can we talk about the "immediately trusting someone more because you found out they're a Christian" to "immediately trusting someone less because you found out they're a Christian" pipeline because it's a wild ride.
the "see look mom i can trust this pop singer because they made a vague allusion to what may or may not be jesus" to "this person's bio uses the word 'grace' too many times i'm suspicious now" pipeline
three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.
extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started
unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist
wait i gotta google something
yeah this is funny
To be fair to that last point, that kills just about everyone.
Op i would like an interview
only if it’s homoerotic
everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks
kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board
robot girl who can have her ability to speak or comprehend language can be turned off at a press of a button
That robot girl getting overwhelmed at a party so her gf just turns both off and lets her just be a dumb little animal for a while
yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc
Still waiting for my doctor to approve a prescription for HRTiefling.
Honestly can't wait for Will and Rowan to become Eldraine's personal Urza and Mishra
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.
The Middle
I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!
By Crom! is Rachel Kahn’s joke-a-panel autobiographical comic featuring life advice and spiritual guidance from Conan the Barbarian. It ran from January 2012 until May 2014, and is collected in two books, The Collected By Crom! and Full Colour Cromulence. You can read the complete archives on WealdComics.com, and grab the books in PDF. There are original comics available in Rachel’s BigCartel store and both comic prints and By Crom! shirts are available in her Society6 store.
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I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
sorry. what the fuck was that?
he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo





