FUCK RON DeSANTIS!!! I AM PISSED TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time
New oc/fanwalker idea—Veena, a Simic microbiologist who shares a symbiotic relationship with the manatrophic microbes colonizing their body.
Since the little prokaryotes feed on (and can synthesize) mana, Veena wears a containment suit (inspired by old fashioned diving suits and modern hazmat suits) that they designed with the help of an Aether engineer on Kaladesh. Although they wear the suit to prevent their symbiota from spreading too much and becoming an eldrazi-level threat, they can be pretty handy when it comes to handling magical materials like etherium and lazotep. With a few modifications, they might even be able to feed on glistening oil….
Might draw them again!!!!
"who would win in a fight? the undersiders or-" taylor hebert kills them with spiders. I don't care who they are. she does an internal monologue about how she's morally fine for killing them with spiders btw.
I took out Putin to make it more fair
charles: what what my good fellow marquis of queensbury rules is it?
joe biden, channeling years of ancestral irish-american rage: yeaaaaaaaaaargh! *rips out charles' throat with his teeth*
One of my favorite genres of post
nice place dude. sure is a lot of chintz around
it's been one of those weeks pass the erotic cannibalism
For the correct experience you need to watch JoJo parts 1 and 2 in English, parts 3 and 4 in Japanese, part 5 in Italian, and part 6 in English again
You START 3 in Japanese and then switch to Chinese, Hindi, Urdu, and finally Arabic
Worse. I approve
using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself
stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.
“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.
homeworkforpigeons
Me when I’m a GBA fire emblem character and I’m trying to jack someone off but I land a critical
