"feminine urge" "she/they coded" "girl [thing]" the way social media commodifies and memefies gender roles these days is so fucking weird dude.

like idk maybe we should be doing more to break the notion of separating behaviour by gender instead of reinforcing it but with quirky language

like i understand that sometimes people use these memes ironically and that's fine, but there's certainly a pattern developing and a lot of people use these memes a lot more earnestly than you'd think

saying “girl dinner” and posting a photo of estrogen is funny though

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

Peter can’t tell if he’s serious or not ( he is , they’re his guilty pleasure )

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

There was really no winning that one

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

well it's just like my cursed skull would always say

you know it my liege 🤣😂

across the spiderverse is rotting my brain from the inside out

ive updated my old spidersona (lennie anthony, the wolf spider) but now shes got an ally, her younger sister: reese anthony, the dart spider.

lennie is actually the second spider man, with reese being the first. reese doesn't have any unique powers, shes just a normal human and her main piece of gear is her set of four grappling hooks

lennie is the one who was bit by the spider. along with the usual spider man power set, lennie can see in the dark and her eyes glow in low light. she's also has paralyzing venom and a retractable stinger in the palm of each of her hands. lastly she can camouflage herself and suit by changing colors. its color based camouflage so its easier to spot when she's moving

anyway lennies old design from 2018 below the cut

"roommate's cat" is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

HELP

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

Most popular swear words by state in the US

Finally some useful research being done

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior

It’s right now, and you know what means: It’s time to FIND! THAT! LINGCOD!!

im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa

wow some of yall are babies

I could beat a vampire in a fight, vampires are just over dramatic bisexual theater kids with an iron deficiency anyways

but what could possibly be more dangerous in a fight than a dramatic bisexual theater kid with an iron deficiency?

Probably like a Mosquito or something

those are also vampires

Then like a peach, a good peach though, not a bruised one

fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE