Better Than Baldwin

I actually… love this

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

His poetry is good. Fight me.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME

from the rugrats season 1 style guide

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

some more crunching and munching

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

the last set for this year’s (not) dinovember! this marks 3 years in a row done now, geez. If I do it next year I definitely will be changing things up a bit.

Didelphodon > Hatzegopteryx > Diplocaulus > Elasmosaurus > Lystrosaurus > Darwinopterus > Tylosaurus > Anurognathus > Nothosaurus > Tiktaalik

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

to the joker its livin la vida normal

— Alfred De Musset (via quotemadness)

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

Emails sent by the IRA to Margaret thatcher

i just love,,, nessie? how is she doin? she eatin right? she sleepin good? she takin care of herself? i hope she is ok,,,

An outtake cutscene from ‘Mario Power Tennis’ on the Nintendo Gamecube.

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”

And now for a different kind of robot! 

wanna open an evolutionary biology themed restaurant where the only thing on the menu is called “primordial soup”

dessert is included and it’s dirt and worms