The horn makes this video

never forget

I never want context for this video

i’m the scream

An artist by the name of Steelberg creates awesomely convincing fake VHS covers for modern movies (previously featured here). Each cover looks so great, complete with genre and pricing stickers and even worn plastic sleeves, we’re almost sorry we can’t watch these movies on VHS, bad tracking and all.

Follow iamsteelberg on Instagram to check out many more modern movies in retro VHS cases.

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applying for jobs like

go see a star war

i wish i could stop losing interest in the all the things i used to love

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

What a time to be alive.

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I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Aries: “Its a lame trick. Everyone enjoys its lameness.” Taurus: “And suddenly a flying lesson is happening with MADAM HOOCH.” Gemini: “DRACO MALFOY, his robes perfect, his blond ponytail precisely placed…” Cancer: “SCORPIUS runs on –– with big hopes and an even bigger case.” Leo: “She picks up a Pumpkin Pasty. She throws it like a grenade. It explodes.” Virgo: “Ron enters on a staircase, his side parting now super-aggressive.”  Libra: “PROFESSOR McGONNGALL is full of unhappiness, HARRY is full of purpose, GINNY is not sure what she’s supposed to be.” Scorpio: “DRACO bounces HARRY up and down on the table.” Sagittarius: “ALBUS hands SCORPIUS some green foliage in a bag.” Capricorn: “SNAPE and HERMIONE both know what this means.” Aquarius: “DRACO walks up to the stage and stands beside GINNY. This is almost a Spartacus moment. There are gasps.” Pisces: “RON is sitting on HERMIONE’S desk, eating porridge.”

MILF

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

guys please spread this and be careful.

Especially the New York area they said human sex trafficking has been going on and so many young girls have already gone missing

they will also send things in the mail offering a high paying job to students, it’ll have no return address. a few of my friends have gotten them and i’m in chicago, please be careful!!

@vikzca