hi I never use this anymore u can follow me on my active blog @1997kimiko

my room also known as stupid idiot jail

oh fuck it turns out i love my friends very much

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

What is it?

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

his favorite activities include resting on the hot air vent and harassing the fish tank

this is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on this website

√ Still a virgin. √ Never smoked weed. √ Never did drugs. √ Never drank alcohol. √ Never broke the law. whoever likes it , thinks you’re lying :)

Sierra you have a kid

so you think I’m lying?

take care of me my sweet prince