why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below
shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’
a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this
Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing
Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.
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man, what the fuck
This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.
FIVE TIPS I WISH I KNEW WHEN I PLAYED [new AAA title]
1. (basic game mechanic)
2. (basic game mechanic)
3. (thing explicitly stated in three different tutorial messages)
4. (false information)
5. (basic game mechanic)
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
McCarthy's infinite stupidity can only survive in Republican politics.
the seal at the bottom of 瓷器 ciqi/chinese porcelain is handwritten
I can’t even comprehend this degree of delicacy, my own handwriting looks like I was holding the pen between my bum cheeks.
@dancinggrimm That was……that was perfect.
Maybe the video is just really old
radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.
A pleasant surprise.
When he goes back into the dirt
i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it
The world was actually made for isopods, sorry. Look out there and tell me I’m wrong. Imagine them trundling.
Watch out. There's chasms out there
Oh wow thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Are there anything else in the world I should know about
Yeah
Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
