i replaced my gender with love for women

there might be a day when i will no longer feel the need to share this picture every single time i stumble across it. today is not that day

some police sketch artists are so hilariously useless theyre better off just opening create a sim and letting the witness use it 

alternatively

wishlist

Man that guy who painted the Mona Lisa is pretty good

anyone know if he does commissions?

Bad news guys…

lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art

that’s what im talking about

What the fuck

Vibes. I feel this in my soul

i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough

he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs

hello fellow humans

my favorite part of this message is all of it

I’ll take an order of uhhhh… 2 to the chest and uh… How about 1 to the head

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

this is so funny, thank you

Erula is still out there… somewhere…

look @ this cute lil lady

Everyone who’s ever thought insects are gross, ugly or scary should see this bee and know that almost basically all arthropods will feel dirty and clean themselves this way.

BIBIBIBIBIBI

Missplaced aggression