REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.
Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.
Meeeeeeeee!!!!! Also amazing talented ARTIST friends 😍😍😍😍🎉🎉🎉🎉😍😍😍😍
WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME TJERES A SPECIES OF TINY MICE THAT SLEEP INSIDE OF TULIPS OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF
OHHH MY GOD??????????? ??/)ghhhe?.!)bc???
😭😭😭😭😭 LIKKLE MOUSIES
Pooh stop running from your fucking problems
me
one day I’ll be able to go on a feminist page and enjoy people advocating for women’s rights all around the world and gender equality on Instagram or whatever and not want to scream at some of the comments but today my fine fellows is not thay fucking day :)
I’m so mad i can’t even spell that** properly :))
When you’re so on board you reblogg without noticing 😂😂😂
one day I’ll be able to go on a feminist page and enjoy people advocating for women’s rights all around the world and gender equality on Instagram or whatever and not want to scream at some of the comments but today my fine fellows is not thay fucking day :)
Update
My boyfriend found my tumblr and was annoyed he wasn’t mentioned in a life update, so here it is, I have a boyfriend, big woop 😂💖😂
Username Change
I changed my username from @jilystar04 to @bored-5634 so heyyyyyy
MY GIRLS GOING UP IN THE WORLD @lilymarie-evans
I saw a news article about ur brother
I’ve seen loads. Catch up! 😛
I was in the Isle of Arran for a few days, no signal, cut me some slack 😂😂😂😂
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
5’1 mini fairy princess for life
@lilymarie-evans don’t you even dare 😂😂😂
“Say, isn’t that James Potter over there?”
Lily’s mum’s voice carries, it always has, but the fact has never stopped her from asking Lily embarassing questions in public. Sirius Black turns around, scanning the crowd for whoever it was that mentioned his friend’s name, his usual cocky grin on lazy display – until he sees Lily and her mum, at which point he gets such a perfectly stunned expression on his face that the whole thing would actually be quite comical, if not for the fact that Lily is busy being completely and utterly mortified.
“Mum!” she whispers, crossly. “Don’t do that.”
“Do what, dear?”
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I still like this one a lot, have it again!
Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME
The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year
there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria
op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it
there are hollywood blockbusters with million dollar budgets that are less entertaining than this post
Lily: and James’ windswept hair...
Fanfic Readers: oh my god, his windswept hair!!!




