infj | she/her

You ever see TG and just …

I need a dickless war criminal

Gap-Toothed Women (Les Blank, 1987)        

this is me all day

Me

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

*home alone* *performs concert* *interviews myself* *pretends i’m in a dramatic movie* *eats*

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

Soft boy soft colours

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

something that rly creeps me out…..occasionally ill see videos or articles for christians or christian missionaries that say something like “what you need to do is make friends with non christians and really get them to trust you and THEN you start preaching to them and bringing them to jesus” and that is….man how much would it hurt to know that the only reason someone’s hanging out with you is to convert you to a religion you were never interested in. maybe this is a real friend, someone you really really feel like you connect to, and all of a sudden you cant hang out with them without being scared they’ll bring out the jesus stuff.

charlie youre blowing my third eye WIDE open

hahahaha like a year ago I tweeted “Christianity’s attitude toward Jews resembles nothing so much as the attitude of a man toward a woman who won’t fuck him” and people got SO MAD at me

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

I feel at home already

@roadwrkahead

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

at the end of the day. kendall roman and shiv are so codependent there's no universe where they arent intertwined they will be fighting and laughing and making meals fit for kings and crying and betraying each other and protecting each other and finding their way back to each other over and over and over again

I wasn't going to comment on the oceangate/titanic situation (especially on the matter of having sympathy for the dead vs celebrating their deaths) but I saw this thread of comments made in newspapers after the Titanic sank in 1912 and the tone felt fitting for tumblr's response to the Titan (highly suggest reading the full thread)

Especially this one: