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Nerds Will Inherit The Earth

@slytherinyodmslike

cuz you can’t be horny AND shitposty on main 😂
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Viserys having always lusted after his sweet innocent little sister, but Damon wold always keep him from talking her for his second wife, so when Aemma dies she comes to comfort him in his chambers (like Ali did) and when she ask if she can do anything to help him in his grief. Vis (cue his big grinch grin) tells his innocent little sister that the only thing he is missing is a son… so he asks if she would bare him one, rather than him having to mary for duty. And his sweet innocent of course wants to help him so he is tirelessly trying to give her a son 😈

AN: Hi, I hope you like it x

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no nut november

warnings: suggestive content
characters: shouto todoroki, katsuki bakugou, hitoshi shinsou, mirio togata
summary: how long they survive no nut november.
a/n: umm shinsou’s…not me simping over my own writing lol. i actually really liked writing these :)

todoroki

- actually lasts annoyingly long

- you expect him to fail in at most two weeks

- but this mf can go almost the whole month without nutting

- literally wins the bet between his friends

- he’s used to being touch deprived

- so it’s not much different than life before he started dating you

- but don’t get him wrong

- you definitely don’t make it easy for him

- especially around the three week mark

- that’s when he really starts to feel agitated and needs to feel your touch

- *insert needy shouto*

naughty, not nice

warnings: mmf threesome, quirk usage, smut n fluff :)
characters: katsuki bakugo and denki kaminari x f! reader

synopsis: the aftermath of bakugo asking denki to join him and his girlfriend in a threesome

a/n: smut on christmas? i’m a menace, i know lol. also sorry if there are errors, i hate revising my own smut bahaha.

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…would you be down to have a threesome with me and y/n?

if not that’s cool, i’m just curious.

denki’s eyes faltered between every letter of every word in each sentence over and over and over. he hadn’t even noticed but his hands were trembling as they loosely gripped his phone, hovering over the keyboard. why am i so nervous, all i have to do is say yes he questioned. though he knew exactly why it felt like every nerve in his body was vibrating indefinitely, because he was about to admit things to katsuki that he had barely begun to unpack himself. it wasn’t like he was about to confess his love to the guy, but coming out to someone who just asked him to have a threesome in a more-than-likely “straight bro” way wasn’t much easier.

The Thin Walls Started It!

Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs: Hɪᴛᴏsʜɪ Sʜɪɴsᴏᴜ x ᴘᴏᴄ ғᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x Kᴀᴍɪɴᴀʀɪ Dᴇɴᴋɪ

ᴄ/ɴ: ᴍɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴍɪ/ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ/ 18+/ ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛᴇᴅ Dᴇɴᴋɪ. ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡ ʜᴜᴍᴘɪɴɢ. ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴏɴᴄᴏɴ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢ. ᴘᴀɴᴛʏ sᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ. ᴘᴀɴᴛʏ sɴɪғғɪɴɢ. ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴍᴇᴀɴ Sʜɪɴsᴏᴜ. ǫᴜɪʀᴋ ᴜsᴇ. Dᴏᴍ/ sᴜʙ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄs ʜᴇᴀᴠɪʟʏ. ᴠᴏʏᴇᴜʀɪsᴍ. ᴇxʜɪʙɪᴛɪᴏɴɪsᴍ. sᴀᴅɪsᴍ. ᴍᴀsᴏᴄʜɪsᴍ. ғɪɴɢᴇʀɪɴɢ (ғᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠɪɴɢ). ᴏʀᴀʟ (ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠɪɴɢ). ʜᴀɪʀ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ. ᴅᴇɢʀᴀᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴘʀᴀɪsᴇ. ɢᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ʙᴄ ᴏғ ғɪɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀɴᴛɪᴇs. sᴍᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ. ᴄᴜᴍ ᴘʟᴀʏ. ᴡʜᴇᴡ

ᴀ/ɴ: I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴀsᴋs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴋᴏ-ғɪ sᴏ I ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴏɴᴇ! ɪᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʟɪɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ Pᴀᴛʀᴇᴏɴ. Aᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ᴀsᴋs ʙᴏx sᴏ I ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ xᴏxᴏxᴏ. Mᴏʀᴇᴏᴠᴇʀ, I'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʟᴏɴɢ ғɪᴄs ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs sᴇʀɪᴇs ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs ᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ ᴇᴛᴄ, sᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ sᴛᴀʙ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ. This Mᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴɪsʜ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.

Another a/n: My first series will be about the reader finding her old burn book which isn’t really a burn book but a smut book, describing and rating her college day sex adventures with the BNHA AND HQ Men. It will include a one shot obvvv and ima post pics of the book pages I’m quite excited to do them bc of the xtra craft aspect lol!!

ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ: Kᴀᴍɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟs ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴇᴛs ʜɪᴍ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ… ᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ. (5.k)

Hellooooo love! Cannnnn I get a dilf! Bakugou or dilf! Shinsou?? Thanks you!

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Hi, my love! You sure can!

*Please note that these characters are aged up to the 30-40 range:) this will contain explicit material so PLEASE KNOW ITS NOT ABOUT MINORS

Dilf! Bakugo

•dilf bakugo who hired you to work at his agency as his assistant to do his dirty work

•dilf bakugo who doesn’t know that he’s your favorite hero, so he just thinks you’re weird for staring at him

•dilf bakugo who doesn’t spare you a second glance most days. that was until you accidentally tripped when bring him coffee one day and it spills all across his hero suit and the floor. he’s ready to rip into until he watches as you drop to your knees in front of him to dry the suit off and dab at the stains on the floor

mdni. 18+. thigh riding, spanking, handjob, toshi is possessive

"come sit on my lap, princess." hitoshi's low, saccharine tone drew you forward, your legs nearly giving out as you hurried to do as instructed, thighs on the outsides of his. "'toshi," you whined, lips quivering as his hands took place on either side of your hips, alluring lavender eyes piercing through yours. "kiss me," was his next command, tilting his head to give you the green light to press your lips to his, letting your hands rest on his shoulders.

once you pulled away, you were able to bare witness to the smug, cheshire grin on the male's sleepy face. his eyes peered into you, no, through you, lust burning in purple visionaries, clearly enjoying the power he held over you, no use of his quirk necessary to have you right where he wanted you. you let out a sudden yelp when hitoshi's hands came down on your ass, taking a handful of your pliable flesh. "need y'so bad, toshi..." you hummed, voice and expression both hazy with need. he stayed silent for a moment, looking up and down your form, lips parting.

"strip." toshi commanded, causing the feeling between your legs to intensify as you slid off his lap, eyes flickering around him as you began to undress, coyly avoiding eye contact as your top came off, followed in due time by your pants, bra, and underwear. once you were entirely exposed to the purple-headed man in front of you, he lazily tugged his gray sweats down to his ankles, leaving him in just his hoodie and his boxers briefs, tight around his midsection to show an outline of his aching cock straining against the material. "now..." hitoshi began, patting his muscular leg. "ride my thigh."

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— for @katsupeach’s long, long fic collab.

# OF LIGHTENING AND SOUND

warnings: smut, minors and ageless blogs DNI, unrealistic depictions of poly relationships, obsession, objectification, possessiveness, drinking, toxicity, manipulation, reader doesn’t know what Denki’s and Shinsou’s quirks are, alcohol poisoning, brief vomit mention, eating/eating mention, pet names (baby, sweetheart, babe, doll, sweet girl), oral (receiving), reader wears a skirt, penetrative sex, afab!reader, reader is referred to as she/her, consensual infidelity (?), Denki’s a rumored playboy, Shinsou and Denki are aged up to 21+, mean, and are dating. Denki and Shinsou use their quirks on the reader (Denki shocks the reader’s 😺).
synopsis: Shinsou and Denki are a couple. Denki takes a liking to you, and Shinsou becomes jealous. In retaliation, he terrorizes you. But he finds himself liking you just as much as his boyfriend does. college au, but they still have quirks.
word count: 16.3k

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I’m Walking Here

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Warning: NSFW – Nothin’ but smut, baby! Full of impulsive, rough, irresponsible sex!

This one is written for @cake-writes 1k followers celebration! Congrats to her – and thanks for the prompt!

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Your heels clicked along the concrete as you strode down the busy New York City street. People actually moved out of your path today instead of the other way around. There were a few more sideways looks, a few more comments made by unsavory men, but today you didn’t care.  

Today you put on the expensive emerald green wrap dress that looked like it was made to show off your shape. Your new hairstyle and make up made you glow. Most importantly, you took one last look at that big fat number on the deposit slip right before you marched into work late to tell that creep of a boss where he could stick it.  

When you’d walked out, every guy in the place only stared. They’d never seen you like that before.

Somewhere in the last block, you decided treating yourself to a drink and expensive dinner was in order. As you crossed the street, a dark-haired man in a black on black suit caught you eye. Tall and lithe, he strode down the street like a panther. A predator. Staring straight at you.

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Kirikacchako fantasy au! Where Uraraka gets taken by dragon Kirishima back to his and his barbarian boyfriends cave and decides to roll with it cause they’re hot. Only problem? Not a single shirt in sight.

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I always wondered how to read this like at the back of my head, but now I think Bakugou fucking faltered. The text went small and off hand instead of sticking to the same dialogue and the sentence seemed awkward at first because it seemed incomplete until the offhand text. But oh my god now I can read it in Baku angry talk before he seems to lower JUST A FUCKING SMIDGE because it’s not Deku or Kirishima or Kaminari, it’s Uraraka. HE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE WANTING TO USE HIS FULL ANGER ON OCHAKO. “YOU CAN GO FUCK fuck off…”

Also bonus: “I’m not going anywhere (✿•̀_•́)ง”

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Here’s a silent comic I did for Kacchako! It was meant for Valentine’s day ^^’ … but a month later… >.>  Oh well… at least I finished! Please click-through for best quality! It is a silent comic, but reads right to left. I hope you enjoy!

(Please do not repost or edit my art without permission! (~.o) Thanks so much!)

Some random Kacchako headcanons:

  • They have a daily sparring session at almost every opportunity they get, whether it’s rain or shine
  • On their first date out at a restaurant, Bakugou teases Uraraka that her sweet tooth would never be able to manage something spicy like he can. She eats a full ghost chilli off his plate just to prove him wrong. He is SHOOK
  • Aggressively shouting encouragement to each other in tournaments and battles so much that they nearly always have a sore throat afterwards
  • When Uraraka is feeling down, Bakugou brings her mochi and reluctantly asks to borrow Koda’s bunny just to cheer her up. He knows she likes the strawberry mochi so reserves a batch of them in advance for her
  • Uraraka bases the names of her future move-sets off Bakugou like ‘Explosive Gravity’ and he is a screaming, flustered mess every time she says it aloud 
  • One time they go out on a double date with Kaminari and Jirou to the arcade centre. Bakugou and Uraraka get so caught up in competing with each other that they forget it’s a double date. The other two go and get ice cream. They later come back to see Uraraka grinning ear to ear whilst Bakugou is trailing this huge bag of stuffed animals they won behind him
  • Once they become Pro-Heroes and move into an apartment together, Uraraka BEGS for a pet. One day Bakugou barges through the door with this gigantic puppy, looks her straight in the eye and says-”his name is Bombshell”
  • Bakugou low-key watching any documentary or interview of Pro-Hero Uraraka in secret. She walks in one time to see him stood up on the sofa shouting ‘HELL YES, THAT’S MY GIRL!’ An awkward silence ensues before she rolls on the floor laughing whilst Bakugou’s face turns beetroot red
Day One: Fragile
After an incident, Uraraka put herself in danger for the sake of civilian’s safety. Without hesitation, Bakugou (and Kirishima followed him) immediately went to find her amid the destroyed place.

People would focus the fragile prompt on Uraraka, but I had other ideas.

Another absolutely late Day Five: King & Queen

Trying to hide your not-so-secret relationship can be tough, especially when you have gossipy friends.

This story is written by @puffyswritings for our KPW collab! Please check their part, I absolutely love how they wrote aahh