Me and my friend accidentally made an entire episode of voltron

(Lance and the other Paladins pull up to the McDonalds drivethru in Blue) Worker: hello welcome to McDonalds may I take your order? Lance: yes I’d like a meal of McYou, with a side of Your McNumber, to go Worker: um Keith: I’ll take a McFlurry PIdge: MCFRIES MCFRIES Shiro: CALM DOWN EVERYONE WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS IF WE ALL ORDER ONE AT A TIME. Hunk, what do you want? Hunk: Actually I want to go eat at Taco Bell, I mean it’s right over there Shiro: DANG IT HUNK WE CANT ALL ORDER FROM DIFFERENT RESTURANTS Hunk: fine I’ll walk over there(leaves Blue) (Hunk gets kidnapped by an alien) (Keith comforts his worried boyfriend because his best friend was kidnapped) Lance: he-he was s-so young! S-s-so precious!!! HUNNNKKKK!!!! (The paladins save him) (back at the castle) Allura: this is why you should have your bayards on you at all times, you never know when you could be attacked! Coran: so did you get me some of that Earth food from, oh what was it.. Mc… mc.. Mickey Mouse was it? (Mice look up in horror) Coran: oh no! I meant.. um.. QUIZNACK GOTTA GO MAKE SURE THE PARTICLE BARRIOR ISNT MALFUNCTIONING

(ending theme plays)

Bonus: Keith: my mcflurry melted Lance: it’s because you’re too hot to handle @davidtennantindrag

Voltron S3

I don’t know whether I want Lotor to: *Want nothing to do with the empire, but has to cause he’s “the prince” and shit and the dude just wants to party hard, far AWAY from responsibilities. But when battling Voltron, he sees how pretty they all are (cause c'mon. They’re all so pretty) and just ends up infatuated with them so much that he ends up helping them (ie lying to Hagger, trying to talk to them, finding Shiro and “accidently” losing him to Voltron, giving them clues on what planets are the easiest to free from galra clutches, etc) Or: *Want the empire to fall into his command and get Voltorn, and being such a stuck up, snotty PRINCE about it. Like being sassy to Allura (and getting his ass kicked), complaining about how he has to do everything himself (when he literally does shit), trying to (poorly) get the paladins on his side (ie flirting, bribing), and then ultimately losing

Or, worst of all: *Lotor being the most messed up and dangerous villain. For him to command the galra to be utterly ruthless, attacking and killing without remorse. For him to capture everyone in the castle, keeping them separated until they cracked and he could brainwash them to work for him.

For Lotor to first mindfuck with Allura and Coran by telling them how King Alfor was tortured until his last breath and how easy Altea fell afterwards, destroying them both little by little. Allura had sobbed unconsolably. She never been filled with such horror and sadness for the loss of her father and her people. Coran had gone silent. He never felt such anger and grief for his fallen friend and home.

For Lotor to taunt Pidge that her father is still in his hands and how easy it would be to kill him, and showing her father being tortured by the Galra. Pidge had thrown up, crying hysterically. She had never felt like killing someone until that moment to avenge her father, and brother, and Shiro.

For Lotor to terrify Hunk by giving him foods made from different sentient beings, forcing him to eat it. Hunk had tried to hide and cried himself to sleep. He had never been afraid to see food, the only thing that could really remind him of home and of safety.

For Lotor to use Keith’s galra heritage to try to get him on the galra side, manipulating his thoughts and morals, and promising him that he would find his mother. Keith had screamed and cried until left alone. He had never been more vulnerable to the questions that haunted him in his dreams.

For Lotor to use Lance’s insecurities to break him down, making him beg to join the Galra in a desperate attempt for validation. Lance had sobbed and tried to hide in his memories of home. He had never been more conflicted, afraid that he was empathizing with the enemy.

For Lotor to hurt them all this way, and then let them go. Watching them. Waiting. For when Shiro returns, he is to find a broken team who were vulnerable, scared, tired, and confused.

For Shiro to be the calm and collected one, once more, trying to fix his broken teammates. To fix the ones who used to be as innocent as him. Who are as broken, or even more so, as he. For the responsibilities to weight him down so much that he breaks down, giving Lotor the chance to be the “knight in shining armour” who “saves” them.

For Voltron to eventually not be the ones who defend the universe, or who save others. Instead, for Voltron to be the name children whisper about in tiny voices and who adults refuse to speak of. For Voltron to be a name drenched in fear and chaos. For Voltron’s paladins to be the most feared people in all of the universe.

For Voltron to be…

The villain.

This made me cry. I'm literally balling. Why. Would. You. Do. That.

I’ll just leave this here

Pidge…

Pidge what are you doing?

Pidge.

Pidge Staph!

STAPH!

Pidge WHY

I’m not even sorry anymore just take it.

did someone say texan keith

(original vine)

edit: i made a longer version bc i hate myself

All I love for

Roses are red

Cows live on farms

Seeing someone hating on Lance like

@quiznaks

Reasons I am a five year old:

cries easily doesn’t know how to adult drinks a lot of juice constantly needs attention asks too many questions becomes attached to everything very quickly

running away to NY with these goobers was exactly what I needed this week. so many laughs and tears in the short time together 🚀🌃

*Stitch Voice* This is my squad. It may be little and broken, but it is still good. Yeah. Still good.

Me: I love this show. Everything is so straight forward. Klance. Shunk. Shallura. Pidge and her computers. No need for love tri-

Matt: *Kicks down the door, house of ill repute playing in the back, shades on, arms buff, jawline sharp.*

Me: *Flipping tables, chairs and bottles* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! GODDAMNIT!!

When you say your going to sleep, but you’re actually reading fanfiction.