spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement
also unfollow if your’e an antisemite, and just racist in general
Also unfollow me if you call asexual people “cishets,” bisexual people dating someone of a different gender “bihets,” or nonbinary people or trans people who don’t have dysphoria “transtrenders.” Bye
You have to have. some form of dysphoria. to be trans.
when he stick it in you and you’re waitin for him to hit ya prostate
This whole website needs cleansing
what’s absolutely bullshit is that ableists will believe anything eugenics groups say about autistic people. autism speaks could be like ‘people with autism are born murderers’ and some Autism Mom will be like ‘oh god it’s true, my son has bloodlust in his eyes’
Tbh if i have bloodlust in my eyes its cos i have to put up NT bullshit like this
Reblog if you too are an autistic person with bloodlust in your eyes
time for murder i guess
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
my birfday is in late march soooo
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
loss
i hate michigan because unless you have a contract you can ‘legally’ be fired for any reason and it’s up to the fired person to prove it was illegal or discriminatory and weirdly enough people who have been fired probably can’t afford good lawyers to win that case
I live in Michigan and I agree, that is stupid
when you are overencumbered in a video ga
in a video game
Was it just me who thought those were actually parts of its body at first?
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One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.
I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.
i have some more suggestions
added these as stickers to my shop. thought it was important.
this is exactly as it goes
“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo
shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
wow
not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end
This is too specific
Holy cow. This needs to be a book.
i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic
i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly
Of course
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
I sneak into the office and sit at my desk. I notice that it’s not really my seat and turn bright red. It’s actually the bosses chair. I’m instantly fired.
jesus was a gamer
how
died in a t pose
respawned
noclipped thru the sealed tomb
Noclipped off the planet
Also, played as a healing class and everyone gave him shit.
Being a christian and reading this is a surreal experience
I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.
This always gets a reblog.
John Oliver is amazing
