as soon as I'm done watching a movie
That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months
This one?
PRECISELY THAT ONE
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful
my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking
I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly
Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.
happy anniversary to the greatest thing that ever came out of this fucking website
being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years
what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made
downer for hire
what do you do
odd jobs involving the supernatural, the paranormal, and the extraterrestrial
can you do rocks
? Like hit them with my hands? Yeah I can do that
holy shit that’s a chimp that’s out of my wheelhouse
i thought u said u dealt with the supernatural? you can't handle ketamine ape?
maybe if it was a ghost
these last couple of years has taken so much life outta me but bitch i’m still here
I'll be like 'damn that character is so me' and the character is a mentally ill bisexual with a death wish
