Mormons are the most unintentionally hilarious people. I love this.
i can't casually listen to music. unfortunately everything i like makes me want to drop to my knees.
How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks
truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage
made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up
kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm
fucker should’a learned to doubletap
What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time
his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave
oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form
Oh totally. And like he was in charge of a casino too. He would still be the kind of guy to go double or nothing twice in a row at roulette since he got lucky once and wonder why he's back at his room with no pocket money for the week.
Hell he just keeps fucking up so much by like choice that if you follow his tracks and meet the people he hired and say "Hey I'm trying to find Benny," they're like "oh that son of a bitch?! Yeah I can help with that!" and roll up into benny's own goddamn casino and one of his own biggest supporters can see your list of evidence of his bullshit that he's like "Well shit, yeah you can have all your guns and just walk in here and kills his ass. shit."
hell! did he even need to kill the courier? They didn't even know what was up with the package. They didn't need to die for him to get his hand on the platinum chip. If he just let your character deliver the chip he could've made his move before Mr. House could've stopped him.
He had so much going for him and he fumbled it constantly due to be a thoughtless asshole and backstabbing literally everyone involved in his big masterplan.
cosigned bc that was some real shit u said. it is genuinely great that if benny was just slightly less of a murderous backstabbing dickhead his plan might have actually worked but his downfall was believing in His Own Swag Too Hard
This just in: benny white boy actually can't bust it down sexual style and is not goated with the sauce
F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it
You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt
You have rights because
faggots and dykes fought for them.
Respect that you cunt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i hate that i have to keep reminding people of this but if you are sending money to a sex worker for any service or content please do not put ANYTHING in the memo field unless told otherwise by the provider
don't try to be cute or funny with it, the best way to make them smile is by following directions 💕
Paypal, for one, will delete someone's account and steal their money if they catch a whiff of your transaction being in any way nsfw, DO NOT SAY SHIT, just silently send the money as you are told if you need to speak something regarding it do so via DIRECT MESSAGES and FAR from the program of the transaction
i would go as far as to say never to add notes to paypal transactions. i recently saw someone have their account frozen from buying anime vhs tapes, because the anime in question happened to have the word "persia" in the title.
you never know what kind of weird thing is going to trigger their algorithm, so just don't
It's been over a decade, but I'm still saddled with a lifetime ban from paypal and by extension venmo because one of my friends who was paying me back for buying him and his gf at the time dinner thought it would be funny to include "for sensual massage" in the notes section and not only did they not let the transaction go through they took back all the money anybody had EVER sent me via paypal, which thankfully wasn't much.
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finally had the time to draw the winner of that one poll!!! decided to go with g3 frankie :>
I’m finally watching legend of korra (currently in season two) and WHY did people ship korra and mako? Whole ship wars were fought for that pairing and they’re so bad together!! Was it jaded zutara fans hoping this would be this the new zutara or something?
Per usual my gf’s shipping knowledge sheds light on a bewildering ship 😂
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
two guys having a conversation about their friend who uses any pronouns but they're very clearly trying to outdo each other in obscurity with each pronoun used













