Dan Nicky Your Bobbie s

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

*gets one minor thing done* o wow. i did good. i need to treat myself to a snack and a 40 minute episode of a tv show and a nap….,..

raccoons and their… little hands

This is…so me

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

By Wolfiesakura

SNOOF

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person in the world

apparently, tongue out is the best way to sleep

*waits n expects an apology without ever bringing it up*

tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you cant bring yourself to do anything to stop it

They think he’s a baby cow.

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite