Matthew Stokoe knew exactly what he was doing in Cows when he made the Hagbeast claim she was still bleeding from giving birth 25 years ago. That is suchhhhhh toxic ass abusive mom guilting behavior. Guilting you for being born when you never asked for it, as if its your fault. He gets it.
Wow I've seen a lot of bad fucjing vests on the internet but this raises the fucking bar.
I want whoever made this to kill themselves lmao
oh man i can tell this fucker doesn't go to shows cuz they would legit get murdered for that
In Baltimore this poser wouldn't even be allowed in the door most places, they'd get laughed down the block
mf has middle school gamer t-shirt slogans on this thing
thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
fascinating
what the fuck is the backend of this site like
Got a new flexi-disc babeyyyy
Its so funny when ehg releases new music cause all their promotion of it is just telling you how unlistenable it is
I had a dream that I saw EHG live with u even tho I don't know if I've listened to them properly yet so now I'm gonna listen to them at work (I've been having a terrible week so this should help) and I will report back with my favourite songs 👍
LMAOOO THATS GREAT yes i would definitely like to hear your thoughts!
I didnt realize how ratty i looked when i left until i walked past a window and saw my reflection 💀
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
does anyone remember that meme where its like a comic of spongebob and squidward and spongebobs like hey squidward wanna see something and then he pulls down his pants to show the base of his flaccid dick and balls and it was like extremely hyperrealistic like you could see the bumps of his pubes regrowing from being shaved and everything
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