me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

harrys so cute i want 7

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

hate this site

come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

ummmm why does this only have 1k notes 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Since there’s no links, here’s an article from USA Today with footage, and here’s a CNN follow-up from a day later stating that the officer retired before disciplinary action could be taken.

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

this is the money cuck, reblog and money will find you

i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

only “reblog for money post” that has a chance of actually working

vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time

It me,

Taylor Swift isn’t niche.

Listen here bitch

Black Crow Tattoo 🌙

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

But this deadass happened in the show though

Being an adult is mostly just having the freedom to do everything you wanted to do as a kid, but not being able to enjoy it

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

me: *follows a tag*

tumblr: you want to see the same post you already liked and reblogged 27 times on your dash today? you want to see that post again despite already clicking the little x on it? ur a bitch?

*clicks the x*

Tumblr: oh so you want OP to choke to death because this post just didn’t meet your standards, huh?

Screw it

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

Damn