"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang

"there's probably an objective answer for this but let's see if someone has a rant locked and loaded" group chat

THIS IS SO TRUE

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

Oh mein gott! Zis hellsite is full of rebloggenposten

it’s so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard

wait I should clarify that this is about our über-cheap nativity set. our lord and savior did not, in fact, materialize in our front yard just to get tossed across it like a divine tumbleweed

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

Lion dancers rehearsing over water

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

CAN I GET A BOX?

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

To this day, that line gives me chills.

this is me btw if you even cares -_-

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

love is so insane, it makes me want to build things. someone i love could say they're tired & wanna sit & my first thought would be "ill learn woodworking so i can build them a chair"

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

a classic

A gathering of water type pokemon.

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

The trick to dealing with online discourse is to either avoid it entirely or to see it as a trip to the zoo where instead of animals you're looking at a menagerie of ways to be wrong

The trick to the second one is developing a level of confidence where you're immune to the sort of people who say "I'm deeply traumatized so don't you dare even think about holding opinions different from mine"

Or the people who are like "you'll agree with me once you have more experience". It's a trap. You'll always be too inexperienced.

If you can stomach it, watching people be wrong on the internet is actually very good for you, because it helps make you aware of all the ways people use perfectly reasonable forms of speech to say things that are perfectly unreasonable. And that in turn makes you more aware of your own biases and susceptibility to propaganda.

people on twitter are like "lmao i bet tumblr users are so mad about 'twitter refugees' i saw someone saying its gentrification" while tumblr users are collectively writing something i can only describe as an epistolary screenplay

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

For those curious:

Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait