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Big Slurp

@slurpygunch

1/20/2003, He/Him. The only thing I'm super good at is enjoying things.
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you know what. i’ve been frustrated because i love static websites and i love neocities but there is one thing that would usually require a server-side backend that i really want - a comment section! everyone (including me) uses external, free cbox or guestbook sites to get around this. but that’s super annoying because unless you pay money for them, they often have ads or very limited features or both, and even if you do pay money, they often aren’t fully customizable! and i thought there was no way around this unless i wanted to move to a non-static web host. but i was thinking on it again and i think i’ve figured out a workaround that is entirely free and 100% customizable from scratch, and now my brain is on fire and i have to make it. both for myself and other people on neocities! i want more people to be able to have their own custom comment sections!! with an easy to follow tutorial to set it up for beginners!! this is going to keep me up all night hahaha i hope it works out

get it bro!!!!

job hunting is a cthonic torment that never quite took off in the bowels of hell, luckily anguish speculators are always buying up cheap excess and dumb questions are easy to package into bonds that massively balloon their value. before the turn of the millennium "how many years of cheese experience do you have" would be a practically worthless question, but in the dystopian future of the dissolving present, providing the right answer (or a believable lie) may be the difference between meager sustenance and dying in the death rays our energy companies charge you to avoid.

Anonymous asked:

you were too young for this when it happened in like 2012-2015 but there was a very vocal subculture on tumblr/polyvore/quotev/wattpad etc. all surrounding things called rise of the brave tangled dragons. search "tangled punk edit" to learn more

oh, rise of the brave tangled dragons rings a bell. I was too young for it, sure, but I think I caught the echoes of it.

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.