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@slurms007

Place where I mainly repost things I love. I might post things, you never know... probably not...1992 birth year, he/him, bi, taken

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

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Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

“In one of the most notable moments in sports history, Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was just a few feet from the finish line, but became confused with the signage and stopped thinking he had completed the race.

 A Spanish athlete, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him, and after realizing what was happening, he started shouting at the Kenyan for him to continue running; but Mutai didn't understand his Spanish. Fernandez eventually caught up to him and instead of passing him, he pushed him to victory.

A journalist asked Ivan, "Why did you do that?"

Ivan replied, “My dream is that someday we can have a kind of community life where we push and help each other to win.”

The journalist insisted “But why did you let the Kenyan win?" Ivan replied, "I didn't let him win, he was going to win.” The journalist insisted again, “But you could have won!”

Ivan looked at him & replied, “But what would be the merit of my victory? What would be the honor of that medal? What would my Mom think of that?” Values are transmitted from generation to generation. What values are we teaching our children? Let us not teach our kids the wrong ways to WIN.”

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

viagra 

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

i wish men were shown preciously happy and madly in love more. they should be allowed to be honest about it. it should be the norm to wish for and dream about it and to proudly talk about their partner with a stupid lovesick grin in their cute faces. the norm of “i hate my spouse” jokes in pop culture needs to die. it’s not funny. i want to see men dreaming about someone who will treat them like a priced possession

show this to straight women and girls too. *tap tap* “This how you ought to be loved.”

The cruel jokes about hating your spouse make way for abuse and unhappy relationships because people think “I guess I can’t expect anything better…”

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