tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]
I kept telling Pandolf ‘Oui ! C’est bien !!’ after each pic and he kept getting happier and closer—then he went to lick my phone in his delirious joy and I said ‘nooooon !’ and broke his heart.
i’ll wear skinny jeans and a shirt that shows off my biceps and think i look so masc i’ll be doing my best glower dead ahead into space in front of me like a real man but then someone will compliment my kitty cat backpack purse or my pink cat eye glasses and i’ll let out the faggiest “thank you very much” on the face of the earth and the whole facade crumbles like a cookie wrapped in a napkin at the bottom of the aforementioned backpack purse
unknown1
crying. why do they look like this
You got it
me: hey how do i look
the spiritual manifestation of 2012 justin mcelroy that i trapped inside of a cursed mirror: kinda faggy
who wants to fuck astarion
who wants to wake up with the bloodless debuff





