Twice the punk, all the slug

deleting messages or entire apps after saying something embarrassing to pretend it didn’t happen as a coping mechanism

David Hockney, Dog Days painting, 1990’s

man who is driven slowly insane by those mobile game ads where they purposely play the game wrong on purpose

im sorry but everyone reblogging daft punk music today as if they just fucking passed away is so funny

this image hits different in covid-19 isolation

Daft Punk after 8 years of not making music:

If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out

once again we have to have this conversation about bi people in heterosexual relationships benefiting from straight privilege only to make jokes at actual gay peoples expense. this is the number one reason why bisexuals are hands down the absolute worst members of our community. (yall notice how pan people dont do this right? i swear bi people put on performative queerness from insecurity that people doubt theyre actually bi and they make it gay peoples problem)

did i effectively utilize performative queerness when i had sex with your dad 

I desperately want a shirt that says “worst member of the lgbt community”

I was skimming through fanfics and found this gem.

one of these days, markiplier’s gonna actually fuckin’ die, and I’m never gonna know. I’m gonna see a hundred fuckin’ posts about how markypoo needed to keep safe from the lung cancer or some shit, and just keep scrollin’ the fuck by, thinking: “Man, these posts are gettin’ kinda dark. Whatever, though.”

"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

UNDERRATED TAG

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.