t-shirt that says "object permanence is for schmucks!" on the front
t-shirt that says "object permanence is for schmucks!" on the back
are they the same shirt
Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone
this is awesome
trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)
yeahhh >:D
i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-
no :(
redchrominance
wheres the blunt
everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose.
putting your penis in his vagina? gauche, trite. plucking his wings or repairing his malfunctioning components or wiping blood from the corner of his mouth? slutty. slut behavior.
lets all take out our intestines and braid them together like friendship bracelets
bonelord10000
I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT
my dad refuses to watch breaking bad and i asked him why once and he was like "i dont like how mean he is to his wife :("
seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
“house im coming over. u better not be a novelty flowerpot when i get there”
his dumb ass:
My dear friend said 'would you like to see a video of a butch and masc woman' and I said sure and he sent me a video with femme alt girls I am going to kill him actually
The one with short hair
