just another day knowing kelly bennett exists, that means today is a good day

IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE DUDE! I PAID FOR IT WITH MY OWN MONEY AND WOOD >:O

I've seen a few people talk about how funny it is that a lot of people in Hyrule dont recognize Link unless they've met him before or have heard a good description of him bc yeah I don't think I'd be connecting that the strange blonde boy eating leaves off the ground is the hero of Hyrule either

Art by _miyann on Twitter

this is a cinematic masterpiece

Meanwhile, in New Jersey...

you know how it is with spaghetti

Pasta witch!!!!

someone tells merle to touch grass and it’s the worst mistake of their life

someone: touch grass

Merle:

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on

@xiaq my unsigned copies of LRDP & LYNLTP have been donated to my local library for wider readership!

Starfield Library, Seoul

loml, the libby app

Wooper/Chansey fusion~

It looks like it wants to grant my wish in order to trick me into being a magical girl…

EARTH NO!!!

DONT fuck with Galactic Empress Reba

reba-san… i cannot allow you to proceed no matter what!

i applaud your moxie young lady but…

do you really think you have the power to stop me!?

i know you’re powerful reba..and to be honest..im afraid…scared to death even…

but then i realized something! life is scary sometimes! hard even! and sometimes you’ll have nowhere to go!

but as long as you have good friends who love you by your side…as long as you have someone to fight for..theres no way you can lose!

we’ve been charged with protecting this world..its people..their feelings…are all in our hearts!

CRESCENT BEAM SHOWER!

now if you’re done with these little games…

THEN PERISH SAILOR MOON

bitch that wasn’t even me! omg rip.

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

For the record this is missing the post where he explains that she didnt go in specifically to harrass the worker. She went in there just to inform something along the lines of " i know you dont have control of this but the sign is misleading and I need to tell your manager" but then the worker started preaching the "true science" and girl had the green light to go to war from there

Amazing fuck ‘em up with science, Dr. McElroy.

Pixelated Demon King, Ganondorf