does a demigods smell get stronger as they get older, or does it get weaker?

*monster sniffing the air* “ah, aged like a fine wine.”

In Urdu we don’t say “dear” we say “جان (jaan)” which literally means “life”. It is usually used very casually but the meaning runs pretty deep.

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if you really think about it imagine chiron coming to yancy called by grover because of this really powerful half-blood, and he’s expecting this really impressive kid but instead there’s just percy, small and runty and overall unimpressive, but then one day grover’s being bullied by a bunch of bigger kids and chiron watches as percy rushes over and his fists are clenched and his green eyes are fiery, and there he is.

yall: stay in ya lane, hoe.

me: 

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

Book: She was asian

Movie:

reblogging for the last two

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

top reasons to get married

true story

i have a scar at the centre of my forehead. i got this when i was playing a harry potter game in year two and walked face first into a metal pole. my father called me ‘harry potter’ for months after that

This was the must perfect Twitter thread.

I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.

I dunno, I’m rather fond of “Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don’t even pass the Turing Test.”

But the dichotomy of the crude yet somehow elegant “neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is reaaaallly up there.

Here are some doodles of ancient Greek dresses I did for my own reference library

All these are drawn off original vases of the era written above each, so feel free to use them as reference! Enjoy and let me know me if you find them useful!

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

either percy is a try hard during spirit week or that one kid that stays in the same clothes except for on pajama day

reasons why draco malfoy should’ve had a redemption arc

@harrypottermovieproblems “throwing Harry his wand” “lowering his wand and about to join the order” Oh boy, looks like somene has been watching too much of the movies and got it a little bit mixed up with canon

jkr approved the films making additions canon along with the original source material therefore deleted scenes are canon

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

reblog if you hate nazis