Spooky

Actual lines from critically acclaimed 5 star musical Hamilton

“Awesome, wow”

“Um, france?”

“SIT DOWN JOHN, YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!”

“bRAAP, BRAAP”

“My dog speaks more eloquently than thee”

“Everything is legal in New Jersy”

“Yes I heard your mother say “come again?””

“Hey turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits”

Bye.

this cat looks like ron swanson

I hate living in Texas.

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

Definitely pro-Satan.

My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing.

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i swear to god theatre kids are the most superstitious people ive ever met someone said the m word at rehearsal today and a girl gasped like she had been shot

oh fuck no i aint riskin shit 

what the fuck is the m word

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

“ - I’m your foster father  - Why ? why are you doing this ? - You know why ? cause I have to believe in a world where a kid like you gets a real chance! okay ?”

when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

ME

Well aren’t you fuckin special.

I CNAT BREATH