social relations have gotten way too complex and now everyone's confused and angry. so i say we just get back to basics, lay down some easy-to-follow ground rules here:
1. men who have long hair are women
2.
this site- no, this world- would be NOTHING without loser bisexuals
One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want
Hey,tumblr staff....dont recommend me scantily clad dainty women posing coily? I dont want to see thag
fuck you heres thag
shaved pits make me so sad like I understand but I wish you didn't feel that way. I want you to live
you have a sickness of the soul. May you find peace
Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore
male lover here!
i will not be doing that!
You wull never pleasure me
Worthless animal
Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
when i see a woman being open and comfortable about her body hair my heart triples in size like the grinch
the end-of-ad hump is so enormously important to me. i would do anything for it




