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Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Things they are never prepared for:

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

Shout out to this guy (link)

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“The store, which was parked next to a police van, had bright yellow sandwich boards featuring a price list for all the drugs, which ranged from $10 for a point (one-tenth of a gram) of meth to $250 for 2.5 grams of crack. Martin, who wore a stab-proof vest as he sold drugs from behind a plexiglas window inside the shop, said he wanted to stay close to street prices.

Martin told VICE News Wednesday that his plan was to get arrested eventually. He said he wants to launch a constitutional challenge arguing that prohibition has created a toxic drug supply that’s killing Canadians.

“He would allege that laws that prevent a safe supply and result in death by poisoning contravene section 7 of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms and must be struck down,” his lawyer, Paul Lewin, wrote in a letter to Martin’s potential business partners.

Martin already has a cannabis trafficking conviction.

Martin said he was partially inspired to open the store by his stepbrother Gord Rennie, who died of a drug overdose last year. Rennie was interviewed in the VICE News Tonight documentary, Beyond Fentanyl, about his addiction to benzo dope.”

I think the manager should be the physically strongest and most skilled employe so when rude customers ask to speak to one it’s more of a trial by champion ya know what I mean?

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

Happy pride to the original owner of this PC specifically

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

This

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fucking SLAY

i can’t stop thinking about this

Look at this happy tiny shit, This silly little dude, This small Buddy, he is absolutely living his best life

it is wild when people meet one person from a culture and are like ah. everyone from this culture acts and believes like this. and the person is actually just a total freak.

I think, honestly, the thing that gets me about The Collection of Posts from last night is:

“Trans men would rather be misgendered than admit any culpability or power”

1: culpable for what? What exactly did we do? I’m not talking individuals. Individuals of any demographic can be bad people. What are we, as a demographic, culpable for?

2: what power? Seriously, outside of some social power in individual interactions, which can change on a day-to-day or even scenario-to-scenario basis, what power to trans men have?

3: you know, it really sucked to be called a gender traitor by someone who I once held as a friend before they went full mask-off TERF. I was so incredibly hurt by it and I didn’t speak to that person for several years, nearly a decade, before they approached me to apologize and extend an olive branch. Even now, our relationship is strained at best because I cannot get over the amount of pain I felt at their words. We talk… maybe once a month or so, where we used to videocall every night and chat for hours about everything and nothing. And… this type of thing now coming from other trans guys is really not any better.

And

“Trans men have transition goals that match their Anime Boyfriends while refusing to break up with cishet men who won’t let them even cut their hair”

1: it’s now funny to joke about transphobic abuse in romantic relationships?

2: you know every single abused person in a relationship has heard “just leave” and “it’s your fault because you didn’t leave sooner”, yeah? Victim blaming is okay when it’s trans guys though? Is that the lesson from this?

3: again, TERFs and TEHMs say this. “You just want to look like an anime boy” and “you’re trans because you watch too much yaoi” and “you’re not really a gay man since you’re trans” are nothing new and having it come from other trans guys is, shockingly, not better.

Can you hear yourselves? Do you really think you’re doing anything but being outlandishly cruel, mean-spirited, and, yes, transphobic? Who are you helping by doing this?

The God of Chaos

[ID: tweets by Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama

You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse , and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE

He has clarified that he doesn’t add new notes to the bottom of the list - HE ADDS THEM RANDOMLY THROUGHOUT SO THERE IS*NO* CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.

I HAVE APPARENTLY MARRIED PAN, THE GOD OF CHAOS AND NATURE

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