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plaguedocboi

Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

slonkel

the grinch

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sylph-of-gender

plaguedocboi

Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

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tothechaos

slonkel

Being able to say this dog's name was the most impressive thing a kid could do back when I was 5 years old

slonkel

Hey, who wants to hear a fun fact about bees!

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aroace-wizard

onlytwitterpics

catoverlord

braetsch

pastelburrito

jojomangaedits

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

GIF by lilpandy

averruncusho

Am I having a fucking stroke

joe-bidens-big-naturals

idk, you tell me if you are saltin slug

slonkel

What the hell happened here?

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wizardshark

sarahseeandersen

slonkel

Hell YEAH it's platypus time!

slonkel

Gender's like a coin, you say? Yeah, that makes sense. I'm flat broke, by the way.

#nonbinary

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castledmequeen

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

dutchster

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

eerie-was-i

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

*cautiously reblogs this*

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*

plateapus

Go for it :)

the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats

*signing* my ask box will remain at 0

the-true-internet-explorer

Give me something interesting

the-red-planet-mars

(keep in mind that i am a minor irl) okay earthlings- u wanna terraform me? what else

the-red-planet-mars

pineapple-jackson

Please don’t hurt meeee

slonkel

Reblogging this, and if I don't get at least one death threat then I've failed as a Tumblr user

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I remember I used to be really into typing, for some reason. I would go onto typing games and play them for hours everyday, typing probably thousands of words every day. Eventually, after around a month of this going on, I improved my typing speed average from around 60-70 wpm to 90-100 wpm, but I eventually quit because I realized that there are better things to do with my time and also my hands started to hurt a bit. Anyways, I say this now because the muscle memory built up over that short period of time has made me pretty much memorize the placement of every letter on the whole QWERTY keyboard and feel like I'm cheating every time I participate in one of those, "type (insert word/phrase) with your eyes closed" because I almost always get it pretty much all right.

#this is just some dumb ramble that I decided to write out after seeing one of these challenges just now #also I figure it's worth mentioning that I'm hopeless at typing on a phone because I primarily use computers #if only I put in this kind of effort in things actually worth doing