ordering a cheese burger like:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

this is so disrespectful

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller

I was at the grocery store when suddenly I saw this and got really scared.

no fucking way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

everything fabulous that is my simple request

Police: “OJ, your wife is dead.”

OJ Simpson:

Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher , UNMUTE

Guy: Nah, man, I’m over my emo phase. Alright, the first note we’re gonna learn today is a G. It’s located right here on the keyboard. 

*beginning piano notes from Welcome To The Black Parade play*

Guy: *screaming* WHEN I WAS

FUCK THIS IS ME

THIS IS SO ME

ME AS FUCK